Iimpawu ezibuhlungu ezili-15 ongafuni ukuphinda

Uluntu luye lwazenza iittoti iminyaka emininzi. Abadala babekholelwa ukuba imidwebo emzimbeni inokuvuselela ukwesaba kwiintshaba kunye nokunika amandla ophezulu. Ehlabathini lanamhlanje, asisadingeki ukuthusa iintshaba, kodwa kwakukho isidingo sokuzichaza.

Abanye bakwenza umfanekiso wesithandwa emzimbeni, abanye battoo abalingiswa baseTshayina, kodwa kukho nabo bakhetha imidwebo engakumbi. Akunakwenzeka ukuba esi sigqibo sisisigxina, ngokuqinisekileyo kukho iinjongo ezinzulu ezifihliweyo apha, kodwa nangona kunjalo, ukuba uhleli ucwangcise ukwenza itekisi, kuya kwenzeka ukuba emva kokubona le nkwenkwezi, uya kutshintsha ingqondo yakho.

1. Wow! Eyona ingqiqo kwaye ichanekile, kwaye yenziwe ngokusemgangathweni, nangona kunjalo ... inkohlakalo! Kubonakala ngathi le ntombazana imele i-cyborg, igxutywe ngeensimbi zetsimbi kunye neebherethi. Ewe, sinokuthi le ngcamango iyimvelaphi, kodwa ayikho. Lo mntu uqukethe inyama kunye negazi, kwaye kungekhona isinyithi.

2. Hayi, yintoni iliso elihle! Kodwa kutheni kulomhlaba le iliso elimangalisayo elisesandleni sakhe? Kuyathakazelisa, kwaye ngakwelinye icala kukho iliso lesibini? Naka ingqalelo kwi-eyelashes: kubonakala ngathi amehlo ayeza kuphuma ngezinyembezi. Yiyiphi ingxaki! Ukuba ucinga ukuba nguyena kuphela umboniso onobukhulu obunemibala, ulahlekile. Le tattoo esandleni isithandwa kakhulu phakathi kwabathandi bemidwebo emzimbeni.

3. Nceda, nceda, omnye umthandi wesithathu iliso! Mhlawumbi, ucinga ukuba ipholile. Kunokuba sisisidenge, kwaye mhlawumbi sibuhlungu, kuba ulusu entanyeni lincinci kakhulu. Nangona kunjalo, loo mfana akazange ayeke, wabhala phantsi amehlo akhe phantsi kwesikhumba sakhe kwaye ngoku unokubethusa abanye.

4. Hayi, hayi. Njengokuba u-clown ngokwakhe akayikrakra ngaphandle kwezi zihlunu eziyingozi kunye negazi. Mhlawumbi le yinto ekhohlakeleyo kakhulu enokuyicinga. Yaye ngokwenene, yintoni le ngezandla zakhe? Kunjengokungathi wayichitha isikhumba sakhe waza waphumelela. Kodwa into eyona nto yinkathazo kukuba i tattoo yenziwe ngokugqithiseleyo kwaye iyingqiqo.

5. Ezi tatto ngokuqinisekileyo ziya kubhenela kubalandeli bee-movie ezibuhlungu, kodwa abanye baya kuvuma ukuba kubangele bathuthumele. Ewe, imizobo emzimbeni yenye yeendlela zokuziveza, kwaye kukuhle ukuba siphila kwihlabathi apho izidalwa ezingekho mthethweni zingavunyelwe, kodwa le mifanekiso iyatshitshisa abanye, akukho nto. Ngaba unokucinga ukuba umphathiswa wale tattoos uye eposini? Ewe, ukothuka!

6. Ukukholelwa ukuba akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngemifanekiso yesithunzi. Nangona kunjalo, kukho into engalunganga ngalo mvundla onobumba. Okokuqala, kutheni ebunjalo kangaka? Ngokuqhelekileyo imifanekiso yamanqabana imvundla imnandi kakhulu kwaye iyamangalisa, kodwa le nto ibonakala ivela kwihlabathi elimnyama. Kwaye kutheni le tattoo emlenzeni wam? Kubonakala kunkulu kwaye kungaphezulu, kodwa into eyona nto yinto yokuba wonke umntu uyayibona. Ngokuqinisekileyo zonke izinja nabantwana abancinci bayesabisa kulo mfanekiso.

7. Ukuba umntu owenza le tattoo, ngoko wabonakalisa "yena", ngoko ke unokuba yi-misanthrope, uyamthiya bonke abantu. Le nto yayiyiqhawe elixhatshaziweyo likaNovemba likaVictor Hugo "Indoda Ehlekayo", okubonakala ukuba yayiboniswa ngumculi ngonyawo walomthandi we tattoo. Sifanele sihlawule umlobi wesicatshulwa esibi kakhulu - i-grimace yavela ngokwenene ukuba ukusuka kulolu lugqoko olunzima luphuma emzimbeni.

8. Enye umfanekiso owonayo yi-zombie. Kutheni ukwenza itekisi, xa ukhangele kuyo, kuba nzima? Ukuba uyanconywa kwaye ubonise indlela opholile ngayo, ukwesabisa abanye? Kule meko, umbhali mhlawumbi ufumene impembelelo echaseneyo: le tattoo iyinto enyanyekayo ngaphezu kokumangaliswa.

9. Enyanisweni, kukho amaninzi amaninzi e-soul-tattooos. Ekuqaleni bayothuswa okokuqala ngotshani lwabo, kwaye umzobo ogqithiseleyo we-eyelashes ubangela ukuphazamiseka. Mhlawumbi bonke babonisa kuphela amehlo esifazana. Ukuqwalasela ubude nokuxininisa kwe-eyelashes, abaninzi baphefumulelwe amehlo kaKim Kardashian. Le tattoo ngenxa yeenzuzo zamathambo amnyama kubangela ukuxhalabisa, kwaye isandla sokubamba imivalo ye-grill siqinisa loo mvakalelo.

10. Akunakwenzeka ukuba indawo evela kwi-movie "ngoLwesihlanu, ngo-13" kwenye inxalenye yomzimba ingcinga efanelekileyo. Ukubonakalisa kwisalathisi okanye umlenze inqununu yecala okanye nayiphi na enye umbulali. Emva kwayo yonke into, ayifuni nje ibonakale iyingozi - umfanekiso wombulali udluliselwa kumnini wale tattoo. Ngaphambi kokuba wenze itottoo enjalo, cingisisa ngayo, kodwa ngaba ungathanda ukuchongwa ngeqhawe lomfanekiso emzimbeni wakho?

11. "Ubuso besikhumba", iqhawe lenye ifilimu ekhohlakeleyo, nalo luwela kwiluhlu lwethu lwezandla zokutsala. Ewe, enye yamaqhawe e-Texas Chainsaw Massacre, enefom ehambayo, yenza indlela yayo kwii-annals ze-cinema yehlabathi, kodwa khumbula ukuba akusiyo wonke umntu onwabileyo ngamafilimu kunye nabaninzi abakwaziyo ukuba ngubani "i-Leatherface". Ngoko endaweni yokubonakalisa umbulali kunye no-cannibal, yenza uphawu lomnye umntu.

12. Nantsi enye yeentlonelo kunye nexesha elifanayo. Nantsi umdlalo wamagama: "gcina isilwanyana sakho" kwaye "uhlale khona", ngakwesinye icala, ukukhuthaza iimpawu ezisoloko zixelela abo baxakekileyo, kwaye unokuguqulelwa ukuba "ungadikibala, ungadikibali" kwaye "yibambe, ungabuyi phantsi." Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ukuba ucinga ngemifanekiso eyoyikisayo, iibinzana zinokuthi ziguqulelwe ngokucacileyo: "i-chin ephezulu" (phantsi kwe-guillotine) kunye ne "vzdernis" apha (phantsi komthi). Ukuhleka komdlalo kumnyama kunokuba kuhle kakhulu, kodwa akunakulungele ukufaka isicelo kumathambo, akufanelekanga ukujonga.

13 Owu, Thixo wam! Le yenye yezona zizothe zithixo ze-joker. Akunakutsholwa ukuba yenziwe kakubi, kuba ngokwenene tattoo yenziwe ngokusemthethweni, kwaye kuyacaca ukuba isetyenzisiwe ixesha kunye nemali, kodwa lo msebenzi ubonakala unobungcipheko. Amazinyo amakhulu aphuzi, umlomo ongcolileyo kunye namaso obomvu, amafu emathamza ayenzela inxalenye ephezulu yobuso - konke oku kunokubangela ukukrakra okwenene kumntu ongaphandle. Ukuba ufuna abantu baselunxwemeni bekhala ngokungalindelekanga rhoqo xa ujike umqolo wakho kubo, lo tattoo uza kwenza okulungileyo, kodwa mhlawumbi uya kukhwankqiswa ngokukhawuleza, ngoko ungenzi nto.

14. Ukuba awuzange uthathe isigqibo sokuba impawu zenziwe njani, sebenzisa inkqubo elula. Okokuqala kufuneka uzibuze: "Ngaba ndifuna unobumba?" Ukuba impendulo nguwewe, qhubeka kanje: "Ngaba kuya kuba neliso kumfanekiso?" Ukuba impendulo nguwe ewe, kufuneka ucinge ngako, mhlawumbi wenza into engalunganga. Imvakalelo efanayo kufanele iphendule iimpendulo eziqinisekisayo kwimibandela ephathelele igazi, naziphi na iziganeko zokubulala okanye ukubonakaliswa kwababulali, izilwanyana eziyikrakra kunye nemimese. Kulula kakhulu!

15. Uyakukunceda wenze ukhetho olufanelekileyo malunga nokuba kukho iindawo zesikhumba eqhekekileyo emfanekisweni, ukubonisa iintsimbi zentsimbi ye-cyborg. Ukuba u-ewe, cinga ngokucokisekileyo kwakhona, kwaye ukuba kulungele ukwenza itekisi, ngenxa yokuba wunqamle kwangoko, uzithembele ekugqibeleni ubomi obunzima obubuhlungu emzimbeni wakho.