Kulo nyaka, abasebenzisi be-intanethi baqalise iholide ezitsha zonyaka. Yonke into enomxholo we-intloko yeSebe le-US yoLuntu loLuntu, othumele isithombe seKrismesi yeNdlunkulu.
1. Yiloo ndlela ukuhlobisa okugqibeleleyo kukaMelania Trump kubona.
Ubucwebe "babenandipha" abemi baseMerika kuphela. Ihlabathi liphela ngokukhawuleza laqala ukubeka iikholaji, ukugculela le ngxwabangxwaba, eqinisweni iyafana neendlela ezigqithisileyo eziya esihogweni kwaye ayikho imbangela yokuzonwabisa kunye neKrismesi.
2. Ukukhanya ukuya ebumnyameni okanye uMichelle Obama Melania Trump.
3. Umsebenzi weNdlu ye-White House, khawuleza, amawele avela kwi "Shining" akakwazi ukulinda ukudlala nawe.
4. UJack Skellington uhambelana ngokucacileyo kule ngqungquthela.
5. Ngaphandle kokwazi, uMelania wadala iimeko ezifanelekileyo zokuvuswa koMbane oMnyama kwiNdlu eNtshonalanga. Okanye ngaba wenza ngenjongo?
6. Abasebenzisi be-"Tweeter" bacebisa ukuba yonke le mibhobho yilungiselelo lomngcwabo weDemocratic democracy ...
7. Kucacile ukuba kukho into eyenzekayo: "Izinto ezintle zenzeke" kwiNdlu eNtshonalanga.
8. Iholide iqinisekisa ukuba iya kukhanya ... nanko i-Dementors iyakhupha!
9. NguPenny kuphela onobomvu obomvu apha kwaye akwanele.
10. Ukukhanya ekupheleni kwendlela ... akusoloko kwenzeka.
11. Mthobeli nje. Kubonakala ukuba, le ndwendwe eyamkelekileyo yeNdlu ye-White House.
12. Zonke izilo zivuyiswa ngumsebenzi kaMelania. Ndiyabuza, kwaye yintoni na iindlovu eziza kubakho ukubhalwa kwindalo ye-Krismesi?
13. Abadali be "Star Wars" bafanele bacinge nge, mhlawumbi amaqhosha ambalwa avela kwisiqephu esitsha saga kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka adutywe apha?
14. Ukuzihobisa kuhle ukuba uPenny unomona omncinane. Ngokuchasene nomva weNdlu ye-White House, i-lair yakhe ayibonakali kakhulu.