Izilwanyana, njengabantu, zineendlela ezahlukileyo, imilinganiselo, kunye neemeko zabo ziyahlukahluka kuxhomekeke kwiimeko. Sinikela ukuba sibone owona ungendawo, obenokuyenza ngokulula kwiifilimu.
Ukulinganisa izilwanyana ezininzi akungaphantsi kwabalandeli abadumileyo baseHollywood - abazalwana bethu abancinci babonisa ngokuvuya, intlungu, ukubuyiswa, kunye nenene. Makhe sijonge kwizilwanyana eziza kuhlangabezana kakuhle nenxaxheba yabahlali abakhulu kwiifilimu.
1. Ukukhethwa kwithuba lokumkani wezilwanyana kwathatha i-100%.
2. Hayi, oku akuyona into entsha yefilimu "Iikati ezinxamnye neenja", yinto nje inja yam ibuya ekuhambeni.
3. Nantsi into ebonakala ngayo, ngubani ocebise into engalunganga.
4. Kubonakala ukuba, ngeze ndatsho inja ukuba kufuneka uhambe kwi-vet. Awufuni ukuguqula nonke.
5. Ukuba ubeka endaweni ye-watermelon ngePlanethi ye-Photoshop, uza kufumana ukukhangela ngokufanelekileyo kwi-movie "Umnqoli wehlabathi".
6. Ndavuka ndaza ndabona ebusweni bam ubuso bekati, kubonakala ukuba, sele sele ndikhathele ukulindela mna kwaye usekupheleni.
7. Yintoni enokuba yimbi ngakumbi xa inja yakho ibheka kuwe njengento.
8. Ulwaphulaphulo lokwenene lokubulala - ubusela phambi kwabanye.
9. I-hedgehog icatshukiswa ngokucacileyo ngama-clones asemgangathweni, imisebenzi yezandla kunye nokulungelelanisa isenzo esinqumayo.
10. Le yinto edlwengelwe ifilimu ngokuphathelele ukuhlaselwa kwabantu abahlala ngaphandle.
11. Xa kungekho mvakalelo yokumomotheka kuzo zonke, kodwa iimeko zifuna ukuba "udibanise" ukuzityumzela kuwe.
12. Ndifuna ukuthatha isithombe sezinja zam, kodwa ndabona indlela abavuswa ngayo ngamanye amazwe.
13. I-Antenna, efana neHitler, inokwenza i-villain ibe yintlanzi yegolide.
14. Qaphela, Superman kunye ne-Spider-Man, kuba iqhawe elitsha lingabonakali ezitalatweni.
15. Emva kwesi sithombe, ndifuna ukulumkisa: "Uyabona i-possum - iyiphambene nayo".
16. Xa ndamema abahlobo ngenxa yam yokuzalwa, kodwa abazange bafike - i-mood i-zero.
17. Ngaloo mzuzu waqala ukukhumbula ukuba wakhupha ikati yakhe, waza wenza icebo lokuphindezela.
18. Ngaba ucinga ukuba ii-turtles zizilwanyana ezingenakubungozi, kodwa eqinisweni zikhulisayo icebo elibi kwaye ziya kuluqonda ngokukhawuleza. Ngoko lindela okubi.
19. Ingaba umntu ucinga ukuba unogwaja yizilwanyana ezinobumnandi emhlabeni?
20. Umntu obalaseleyo kwifilimu entsha ngokubonakaliswa koyikekayo kwenzululwazi engendawo.
21. Ngoku, siyabonga ukuba ngubani owenziwe iintaka ze-Angry ze-cartoon.
22. Kubonakala ngathi ikati ayiqondi ukuba inkukhu isilungisile, kwaye ulungele ukuhlasela ixhoba lakhe.
23. Inkonyane ibonisa ukubonakala kwayo ukuba ayilungele ukwabelana ngobisi kunye nonina. Ngubani oza kukwazi ukuza?
24. Ukuba ubukade ungayazi ukuba yintoni incikivo ebonakala ngathi, jonga ukujonga kweso sigqibo.
25. Kungcono ukuphazamiseka kwintetho, kwaye ngokucacileyo intsana ithatywe ukulinda ibhola iphoswe kuye.
26. Ngomzuzwana unokucinga ukuba inja yayinabantu abahlala eBhe, ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza kwadlula umzimba wakhe.
27. Ngaba uye wakha watyelela i-movie entsha ethi "Rambo"? Le yiposter yakhe entsha.
28. Ikati yayibala ngokuhlala kwindawo ekhululekileyo, kwaye ngoku ucinga into engenayo.
29. Umzuzu xa uqaphela ukuba ukuphindezela okukhulu akuyi kugwenywa.
30. Unqoqo ongenakunqotshwa kunye nesixhobo esiyingozi ezandleni zakhe. Ukhangeleka njengokuba engathandabuzeki ekunqobeni.
31. Ebusuku wavela kwidini elinyxile, kwaye kusasa wabona ukukhwabanisa okunjalo kwekati. Kubonakala ngathi, izolo ndazivumela kakhulu.
32. Ngelo xesha, ndafuna ukungena kwelinye igumbi, ndizenzele kwaye ndibizele abahlangulayo.
33. Ngokuthe ngqo kwimoya yangempela evela kwifilimu ephazamisayo! Kuhle ukuba umzamo wokubiza uMtyholi waba yinto engenamsebenzi.
34. Andizange ndiyifumane ikati yam ixesha elide, de ndijonge kwireferensi eliphezulu. Ngoku ndiqinisekile ukuba isilwanyana siye saceba into engalunganga.
35. Ikati yayicatshulwa ngomgubo, kwaye ibonakala ngathi ifakwe kwi-screensaver yefilimu entsha yokutya.
36. Kunzima ukuguquka xa ubona kwindlela ebonakalayo enobungozi kunye nobuhlungu besenti. Yintoni enokuyenza apho?
37. Inja ayikrokreli ukuba idibene nayo yonke intaka encinci.
38. Nantsi into eyenziwa ngumxhasi odidekileyo: i-hairdo ayizange iphume ngeli xesha njengoko lifunayo.
39. Ikati egcina ummandla wonke ungqinela. Emva kokushona kwelanga, kungcono ukuba ungaphumi.
40. Ikati yondliwa yinto yokuba umphathi uchitha ixesha elide kwi-Intanethi, kwaye ubonisa konke ngokubonakala kwakhe.