Ngaba uyazi ukuba iikati zakho zenzani xa ungekho ekhaya? Sawahlola ...
1. I-cat-philosophers
Iimpawu ezininzi ziyakuthanda ukuhlala ekhaya yedwa, jonga ngefasitela uze ucinge ngonaphakade.
2. Bored Kids
Ukuba inkabi ishiywe yodwa ekhaya, ilindele kakhulu ukubuya kwekhaya lakhe eliyintanda, kwaye ngaloo mzuzu akukho mntu uthembeke ngakumbi kwihlabathi.
3. Ukulwa neekati
Ukuba unamakati amaninzi, ngoko xa bahlala ekhaya ngokwabo - eli lixesha lokucacisa ubuhlobo: "ngubani obaluleke ngakumbi."
4. Ikati ngumfundisi wezitifiketi
Ezinye izibilini ezibomvu zifana nokuchazela abanye ukuba zidinga ukutya ngokuchanekileyo, kwaye ngenxa yoko, iindlela ezahlukeneyo zingasetyenziswa.
5. Iikati zithanda ukukhohlisa
Ukuhlala ekhaya ngaphandle kwabanikazi, iikati ziqala ukuzithemba, zikhohlise, zijikeleze indlu kwaye zenze konke okuvumelekileyo.
6. Indawo efihliweyo
Ezinye iimpawu ziyesaba ukuhlala zodwa ekhaya, kwaye zifumanisa, ngokombono wazo, indawo ezifihliweyo zokufihla kwaye zilinde umniniyo apho.
7. Ukulala - umhlobo omhle weekati
Ewe, ezininzi iinkati zikhetha ukulala kwakhona emini, ngamanye amaxesha nakwiindawo ezingalindelekanga.
8. Kulindelekile ...
Lindela - ihlala ixhala, ngoko ke ukunyuka phezulu, iikati zithemba ukukhangela inkosi yazo ngethemba lokuba uza kuphinda abe ekhaya.
9. Ukubuyisela kweekati kuyingozi
Ngokukhethekileyo izilwanyana ezilumkileyo ezilumkileyo, eziye zatshutshiswa ngumnikazi ngaphambi kokushiya, ngokuqinisekileyo, ziya kuqala ukuphindisela, ngoxa kungekho mntu ubonayo. Ngokuqhelekileyo, izitya kunye neenitshala ezintsha ziyahlupheka.
10. Okanye mhlawumbi nje ukuzizonwabisa?
Ezinye iikati zitshitshisa uthando ukuhamba ngaphantsi kwesofa emqolo, zibophelela emaphethelweni abo kunye neentloko kunye nokuzikhupha. Ngokuqinisekileyo, lo mnikazi akakuvumeli ukuba wenze, njengoko ekhusela ifenitshala yakho eyintandokazi. Kodwa kutheni ungayonwabi xa kungekho mntu uhlala ekhaya, kwaye akukho mntu ubonayo.
11. Qaphela ama-sneakers, nkosikazi!
Ngesizathu esithile, iikati ezibuhlungu njengezicathulo zenkosi. Omnye ulele kulo, umntu uyakhathazeka ngenxa yexhala, kodwa umntu uya kubona ukuba wonke umntu uyazi inkosi yakhe. Ngoko ke, ukushiya indlu, ungashiyi izicathulo phambi kwezilwanyana ezifuywayo, ukuze ungazame ukuba wenze into engcolileyo.
12. Ukuzama ukutshintsha ezinye izilwanyana
Ukuba uneminye imfuyo ngaphandle kwekati, ngoko xa ungekho ekhaya, lo mhlobo onobunzima uya kuqala "ukwakha" nasiphi na isilwanyana sasekhaya, kungakhathaliseki ukuba sisayizi.
13. Sizahlula njani?
Iigorha zasekhaya kufuneka zivuyiswe kukuba zihlala kwikheji. Ngaphandle koko, babedliwe kudlulileyo, behlala ekhaya bengalindelekanga.
14. Iikati zentlalo
Ewe, ngubani, ukuba kungenjalo i-parrot, inokwenza inkampani ibethe ikati kwaye ithethe ngolwimi lwabantu, xa kungekho mnikazi oyithandayo.
15. Ukucoca iikati
Amakati ahlambulukileyo aya kungcwaba "inkunkuma" nangenxa yenkosi yeendlela ezicwangcisiweyo.
16. Kodwa kuthekani ngaphandle kwendlu yangasese?
Ngokwemvelo, unomdla kakhulu, luhlobo luni lento enomngxuma. Kwaye wonke umntu uhlola kwaye uvavanye ngendlela yabo.
17. Mhlawumbi ikati lakho lichitha ixesha ngaloo ndlela
Abantu abaninzi bacinga ukuba iikati zabo-i-lazybones ziziphatha ngendlela abazenzayo xa zodwa ekhaya. Kwaye kutheni? Zizilwanyana eziyingqondi, emva koko.
18. Ikati yomdlali
Ukuba udlala umdlali, ungamangalisi xa uvela emsebenzini, ubambe ikati enje.
19. Amateurs ukudlala umculo
Iikati ezinomsoco ococekileyo kunye neentetho zineziqhotyoshelweyo kwizixhobo zomculo. Kwaye ngexesha lokungabikho kwabanini banomdla wokudlala umculo.
20. Dj Cat
Ngaba ucinga ukuba ubani obhala i-TOP Music? Kakade - iikati. Zisoloko zichanekileyo kwaye zichanele iingoma ezidalwe zomgcini womculo.
21. Ukusela okuthandayo
Amakati afuna ukutya i-pepsi okanye i-cappuccino, ngoko ukuba awuyihlose ukwabelana naye, bhetele uzifihla xa ushiya indlu.
22. Itheyibhile elihle
Kwaye wacinga? Ngokuqinisekileyo - iphepha lokungcebele.
23. Uhlaziyo
Ikati yasekhaya ingabonisa njani ezinye iikati eneshati entsha? Ukunyuka kunye nehla phantsi kwefestile, njengokungathi kwibaladi, ngethemba lokuba baya kumbona.
24. I-Shell engavumelekanga
Uvuyo olukhulu luhleli edibanini xa kungekho mnikazi, ohlala eqhuba ikati esuka apho.
25. Ubuthongo obukhulu
Kukho mnandi! Andifuni ukuphazamisa ukuba ungithume endaweni yam.
26. I-psychotherapy
Kucacile ukuba ikati yavuya. Yena, mhlawumbi, alinda kakhulu, xa kuza kuqala ukulungiswa.
27. Inkxaso
Inkxaso kumhlobo ibalulekile nangayiphi na indlela xa egula.
28. Ikati kwiintanethi zentlalo
Ewe, ekugqibeleni, hamba! Ngoku ungakhangela kwakhona iphepha lakho kwinethiwekhi yentlalo.
29. Ukuhlola
Awukwazi ukujonga itye yokutya, ekungabikho kwabanikazi, ngokukhawuleza yashiya into enhle.
30. Iqela
Iqela lekati laliyimpumelelo! Akunakho na ukudansa etafileni.
31. Ay-yay-yay, ngubani owenze oku?
Mfundisi, andizange ndenze oko, kodwa kunjalo.
32. Indawo efanelekileyo yokuzonwabisa
Ewe, ewe, yintoni enye onokuzonwabisa ngayo, kodwa kungekhona kwindlu yangasese?
33. I-Cat-Scientist
Emva kokuhamba kwakho, ikati elidala eliyingqondi libeka iiglasi kwaye lizama ukufunda iincwadi zenzululwazi.
34. Yaye yintoni engenakuyenza?
Ikati yayicinga ukuba ngaba bengabanikazi abathenge ithoyilo entsha.
35. Ikati kunye nentombi
Awu, kwenzeka njani ukuba awubuyelanga ngexesha! Ndamema intombi yam, vala umnyango.