Ukujonga abazalwana bethu abancinane, ukufudumala emphefumlweni. Ezi fuzzi zisinika uvuyo kwaye zizalise iintliziyo zethu ngothando. Sinikeza i-30 yezithuba zezilwanyana eziza kukukwenza ngcono
1. Uthotho luyinto ephantsi kwaye uyamangalisa ukuqonda abaphulaphuli bakho.
2. Nokuba ububi bexesha ngamaxesha kufuneka lucindezeleke.
I-half-vampire, isiqingatha se-hedgehog sifudumala emva kobusuku obude beloyiko.
3. Iindonga esizibekele kuzo, zisithiya ebomini boshishino oluphambili.
4. Ukuphula imingcele phakathi kwabantu kulungile, kodwa akufanele unyuke kumntu, ukuba awuyikubuza malunga nayo. Emva koko awusoze uzive njengenqana, othukuthele kwaye ecasulwa yinkohlakalo yenkosi yakhe.
5. Kungakhathaliseki ukuba wenzani nento oyenzayo, kufuneka uhlale unqamle kwaye uthathe ikati eya kukukhohlisa intshebe yakho.
6. Kungenxa yokuba amadada aphezulu kwinkohlakalo yabo, akuthethi ukuba xa befumana ingxaki, kufuneka uhlale ngezandla.
7. Ukuba unethuba lokukhusela i-pony yenkedama kunye nebhedi enkulu ye-teddy, oku kuza kubakho utyalo-mali obaluleke kakhulu ebomini bakho. Nangona uneminyaka embalwa ezayo, kuya kubakho iindleko zentlobo.
8. I-Rabbit-gymnast - umdlalo onqabileyo, kwaye omnye umntu kufuneka athi oku kumaziko eTV.
9. Ngamanye amaxesha ubomi bubangela ukujika ngokukhawuleza, kunye nezinye izihlandlo. Ubomi nje buya phambili kwaye bunokukukhwaza ngaphandle.
10. Ikati ephantse ngokuqinisekileyo iya kuqala isivakalisi ngeli binzana: "Andihlali ndihlala emithini yekiti ..."
11. Ikati ephosakeleyo ikhupha umzalwana wakhe omtsha. Kuyavuma, uthando "lukhanyisa"!
12. Xa imilala isasazwa, abantu abananto nto. Hayi, kukungalungi oku!
13. Asihlali sisoloko sivuya ngezinto eziqhelekileyo ebomini, kodwa unokutya kwaye ulinde konke ukutshintsha.
14. Kufuneka uhlale ukulungele ukuba uqhelane nabantu abasha ngeenkomo.
15. Ukuhamba ngethuba elihle kakhulu. Nangona kunjalo, kuphela xa uhamba kunye nomhlobo omhle.
16. Akukho nto ifanisa nokulangazelela ngokwenene inkosi endiyithandayo.
17. Ukuze abalandeli bafumane kwi-muzzle into efana nale nto iya kubonakala imnandi.
18. Ukuhlaselwa okungalindelekanga ngokubambisana akuyiyo yingozi ntlekele, ngaphandle kokuba abeendaba bazama ukwenza njalo.
19. Xa usendaweni yokutyela uceliwe ukuba ufuna inkompo ye "Chow" endaweni yesaladi, ngoko kufuneka uvumelane nale nto. Uya kumangaliswa!
20. U-Marcus Aurelius wayenene ngokuqinisekileyo xa wathi: "Ungaze uvumele ukuba u-hiccup akukhathaze."
21. Ininzi inokwenzeka, indalo yendalo yenziwa yindoda enamandla kwaye inonakalisa. Ubuncinane le nguqulo inendawo yokuhlala.
22. Nangona bonke ubuncwane beCreus, akukho mntu ucinga ngengqondo yakhe engavumelekanga ukwabelana ngesigxina sesirafu yeplastiki ngisho nangomhla.
23. Zonke ii-comedy ze-Shakespeare ziphelile ngomtshato okanye ngohambo olumnandi.
24. Ngona ukungafi epheleleyo kwezandla akuthinteli ukuqina okuqinileyo.
25. Xa uva ikati lakho lidibanisa kwigumbi elilandelayo: "Akufanele baphendule," "Akufanele bacele isizathu sokuba," "Bamele benze okanye bafe," kufuneka ubize iipolisa, okanye uhambe uye wutye ihashe.
26. Asisoze sazi isizathu sokuba siza kule planethi, kodwa masithembele ukuba le nkcazelo iya kuza kuwe elunxwemeni xa usela i-cocktail ehle.
27. Ziziphi iimpawu ezingenalo ukuhleka kweentloni kumahlaya abo, zingaphaya ukuhlawula imali yabo.
Ngaba ndilungile, bafana?