Ukwabelana ngesondo, iziyobisi, i-rock'n'roll kunye nemisebenzi engaphezulu kwesi-35 yesikolo

Ukukhumbula iminyaka yesikolo, phantse wonke umntu uza kufumana inqaku elithandayo okanye elimnandi ngutitshala kwidayari yakhe. Kwaye ezinye iiklasi zezingane zamakhishi amancinci maxesha zibukeka njenge-anecdote.

Ngamanye amaxesha, emva kokufunda iirekhodi ezimnandi, unokuzonwabisa kwaye uzincoma ngokwakho, oko kukukwenza okwangoku ngoku, ukhangele ngokukhethwa kwethu kobugcisa kwiidayari zezikolo kunye neencwadi.

1. Lapha umntwana akazange aqonde le ncwadana encinane, mhlawumbi wacinga ukuba wayebuzwa malunga nokulungiswa okufunayo esikolweni.

2. Njengomntu omdala kunye nokubhala, ngamanye amaxesha abantwana kubhala bangabonisa amalungelo abo. Kwaye utitshala wayexabisa umfundi.

3. Umntwana ongenazo iinkqubo ezinqununu wenza isigqibo sokwenza into encinci malunga nootitshala. Nangona kunjalo, imida yokuziphatha nokuba ngamahlaya kufuneka ihlonishwe.

4. Ngetyala, utitshala walungisa igama lokugqibela ekusebenziseni, mhlawumbi intombazana yabhala ngokunyanisekileyo oko wakwenza kwisifundo.

5. Kodwa ukunyaniseka okunjalo, okufudumalayo kunye nokuhlekisayo kunokufunyanwa ngootitshala beeklasi eziphambili ezivela kubafundi babo.

6. Hayi, apha uthisha ngokucacileyo xa ebeka ingxelo yesibini.

7. Utitshala uya kuhlala ehlangana neentlawulo zakhe.

8. Ezi zirekhodi zezifundo onokuzidibana nazo kakhulu, kwaye awuyazi ukuba uhleka apha ngutitshala okanye ukhale.

9. Le nkwenkwana uArthur yagqiba ukufunga ngokunyanisekileyo kwi-Vitya eyayimthiweyo kwidayari yakhe, kodwa wayengazi indlela yokubhala kakuhle igama eliqalekisiweyo.

10. Xa ukhangelelaniswa nemisebenzi eyenziwa ngabantwana, uyaqonda ukuba ingcamango yabo ayikho umda.

11. Ngaliphi irayisi kukho umbuzo, nantoni na ukungaqondi.

12. Indlela ihlobo sele lichithe ngayo, uvavanyo olunjalo lufumene, uphawu olufanayo lokuziphatha kwiholide.

13. Ukufunda iilwimi, imathematika nokufunda kwiGleb, ngokucacileyo, isidlo sangempela.

Iindleko eziqhelekanga ezingekho phantsi kweso sikolo zathatha abazali ngaphandle kwabo.

Ummelwane olambileyo, phantse wawa kumhlobo kwideskiti, waza wacaphukisa.

16. Yiloo ndlela amaxesha abantwana esikolweni abanokwesaba ukudibanisa negama lokugonya.

17. Utitshala ngokuhlekisayo kunye nokuqonda ukuphendula kwisigidimi somfundi esikhundleni somsebenzi ozimele owenziweyo.

18. Ekufezeni lo msebenzi, umntwana wagqiba ekubeni uYulia wayekratshi - akazange athathe nje i-oranges, kodwa wayidla.

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20. U-Sophia, mhlawumbi, uya kuba ngumfilosofi obalaseleyo, ekubeni sele esele kwibanga le-10 uyabathanda abalobi abanjalo kwaye uyicaphuna.

21. Ngamanye amaxesha iimpazamo zabantwana zingenza uthisha abe ngumhleko ohlekayo.

22. Ubugcisa obunjalo bunokufumaneka kwiincwadi ezithile.

23. Umlomo wengane unyanisile.

24. Kwaye abanye abantwana esikolweni esiphakeme sele beqonda inyaniso ebomini bethu.

25. Ukungenelela kwidayari yodayari nayo iyamangalisa. Kwaye ngokukhawuleza uqaphela ukuba ukugibela okuqhelekileyo kwi-wicket yomntwana kunokuba ngumnandi kumnandi.

26. Umntwana ukususela ebuntwaneni uyazi ukuba utywala kakubi, kwaye kunye neenxila, mhlawumbi, unamanani akhe.

27. Utata uya kuba mnandi. Kodwa umfazi wakhe, wathatha isithuba esincinci kakhulu.

28. Isigqibo esinyanileyo, esinyanisekileyo malunga nomsebenzi webhubhoratri owenziweyo.

29. Ewe, abahlobo abanokuthenjwa.

30. Lo msebenzi ungobugcisa kuphela kwisitayela sikaSteven Spielberg. Kuphela apho ukucinga okunjalo kuvela khona kubantwana, awuyi kuqonda: ingaba kumnyama, nokuba umntwana ulungile entliziyweni.

31. Ngamanye amaxesha ukhangeleka kwinqaku evela kumfundisi kwidayari yomntwana, kwaye isandla asivuki ukumangalisa umntwana ngale ndlela, mhlawumbi unako ukuhleka entetho efundisayo.

32. Njengomntu wesigcawu, kungenjalo.

33. Ecacileyo kwaye eqondakalayo ichazayo.

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36. Endaweni ethile ebunzulu bomphefumlo wam kukho ukukhathazeka: iholide iphelile.