Imifanekiso enemifanekiso ekwenzeni ... iPekingese

Okwangoku, ngelixa uphupha ngeenhliziyo ezixabisekileyo phantsi kobuntu abatsha kwiintanethi zentlalo, inja encinane yohlobo elithi "Pekingese" liba phantsi kwempumlo yakho!

Lo mntwana othakazelisayo ubizwa ngokuba yiKuma, kodwa igama lakhe ekuguquleleni lisuka eJapan lithetha - ibhere!

Khangela nje, ewe, uyazi zonke iindlela eziphambili zokunyusa izinwele!

Intombazane enesidlangalaleni idlala i-akolochki ekhawulezileyo, izigqoko, izigqoko, izindebe, isitayela esinesibindi kunye nomsila onobungozi.

"Nsuku zonke ngendlela entsha!"
"Ndiya guqula intloko yam kunoma yimuphi umthumeli!"

U-Kuma usuqhelile uKuma kunye nemifanekiso yakhe. UKendall Jenner ...

... udadewabo uCloe Kardashian

Paris Hilton

Ivanku Trump

Kwaye noDames Gaga!

Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha uKume ufuna nje ukuchitha iindawo zakhe zokunethezeka kwaye uvumele umoya uthuthuke!

"Iidon spuck ayisekho. Enye into - uvula! "
"U-Kuma uyazi indlela yokuvusa ngakumbi ngentsasa!"
"Ngubani na owathi ukuvakalelwa kufuneka kuhlale kulungile?"
"Umfanekiso wesithandane ngowona khetho oluhle kwiintsuku zasehlobo ..."
"Ngoko ... Ngubani omnye obhalisele kwiphepha lam?"