Nantoni na into oyithethayo, kwaye i-metro isesinye sezona ndlela ezifanelekileyo kakhulu zezithuthi zikawonkewonke, apho ungasifika khona ngokukhawuleza kwindawo oya kuyo, ungesabi ukuba unamathele kwi-traffic kwaye udibane nomdumo.
Kodwa akukho konke! Ukuba ugqiba ukuhla ukuya esitratweni, ke ulungiselele ibhonasi eyintloko - ukudibana neendlela ezinokugqithisileyo, ukhangele ukuba uza kucaca ngubani othengayo yonke loo nto evela kwimiboniso emva kweeveki ze-couture!
1. Ngaba uyaqonda into esiyilumkise ngayo?
2. Hayi, oku akuyona into eyinyani, kodwa nje ubomi bemihla ngemihla ye-metro yasekhaya!
3. Uze uphambuka!
4. Nangona, umntu sele 'uhambile' ...
5. Ngaba umntu unokufumana iholide kwisitya namhlanje?
6. Uyabona, ndithenga i-Bentley, kodwa akukho-kwi-metro ngokukhawuleza!
7. Nantoni na, kwiveki edlulileyo ibonisa ukuba bonke bahamba njengaye!
8. Ewe, unomona nje ngesibindi!
9. Le khathuni iboniswa kaninzi, kwaye nantsi imbangela!
10. UMary Poppins akafani ...
11. Ngaba ubuthathaka?
12. Ngethemba ukuba akusikho into esacinga ngayo ...
13. Kwaye le ngxowa imele ibukele kwaye ingabonakali ngokuhleka?
14. Ucinga ntoni, kwiphi ifilosofi elahlekileyo?
15. Ukuba kungekhona ukuba ube naye ngokusondelene kakhulu ...
16. Ndiyithanda kum sloe-yo-yo-yoz!
17. Ewe, kungalindelekanga!
18. Kodwa awuzange ujonge!
19. ... ngaphandle kokuphakamisa ukusola phakathi kwabagula ngengqondo!
20. Ukudibanisa nabanye abalinganiswa kufuneka balungiselele ngokuziphatha!
21. Elula nje!
22. Kufuneka uhlale uhlala kwi-parade, kwaye ngokukhawuleza kwindawo ethile kufuphi nendoda yamaphupha akhe!
23. Asiyi kuthetha nto ...
24. Kuye, i-metro yindlu yesizwe!
25. Ewe, uyaziwayo nje!
26. Uyayiqonda into eninzi kwimifashini yefestile!
27. Ukuzisa indlela osabela ngayo ebomini ngokwenene!
28. Ngaba uphawu lweWI-FI lungcono nakwi-antenna enjalo?
29. AmaStlisti akanayo imibono ngemibala!
30. Ndaya kulondoloza ihlabathi ...
31. Ngaba thina sisemeplanethi efanayo?
32. Zigcine ngesandla ...
33. Ungacinga ukuba oku kwenzeki kuwe?
34. Yiloo nto ithetha ngayo - Yonke i-pink!
35. Menzikazi, wenze iphosakeli ngenkulungwane-sele isele ngowama-21!