Bancinci, banobuqili, banobubele, banemvume, banonophelo, banomonde kwaye banokwethenjelwa. Ziyakwazi kuphela ukukhusela nokukhusela abantwana kwiimpembelelo zeli hlabathi, ngokuzithumela ngokuchanekileyo endleleni efanelekileyo.
Ngubo baxhomekeke kwimilinganiselo engabonakaliyo yothando nothando, ekuhambeni kwexesha zivelise iziqhamo ezintle. Ngoko ke sithetha bani, ucela! Ewe, malunga nabazali, malunga nawo onke amaomama kunye nootata abenza umntwana ngamnye ngumhle kwaye bahlale bezama ukulandela umgaqo: "Indlela efanelekileyo yokubanceda abantwana kukubavuyisa!".
1. Abazali abaphinda bahlaziye iifilimu ezidumileyo ngokuthatha inxaxheba kwintsana yabo.
Isithombeni saqanjwa ngegama elithi "Kuzo zonke i-Grave".
2. Umama obumbayo oya kwenza nayiphi na umntwana adle ukudla okudliwayo okuphekiweyo kwindlela yokuziqhelanisa.
3. Kodwa utata wam, osoloko kusasa ngokugqithiseleyo ukhupha iifoto ezimnandi kwiibhegi ze-cellophane, apho abantwana bakhe banxiba isidlo sasemini.
4. Le ntata wayinqoba abantwana bakhe ngobugcisa bokutya ukuze benze izilwanyana ezincinci ezivela kwii-pancake eziqhelekileyo.
5. Abazali kuphela abakwaziyo ukuchaza imigaqo yokuphila ngaphandle kokulimaza ukuzithemba.
6. Abazali abangazange bamangaliswe xa umntwana wabo ecela ukuba abe Iron Iron kunye neNkosana.
7. Mama, ofundisa ukuqonda umsebenzi womnye umntu ngoncedo lweehlaya eziloyikisayo.
8. Unina onetalente ongenakwenzeka ukuba indodana yakhe isitulo sabakhubazekile. Uhambisa izambatho ezenziwe ngamasiko amaqhawe akhe abathandayo ukukholisa intombazana yakhe ethandekayo.
Abazali abanomonde abadala i-labyrinth yangempela kubantwana babo.
10. Uyise onwabileyo, owathi wayenomtsalane wobomi kunye nentombi enhle.
11. Ubuqili balabazali buya kwinqanaba.
12. Ubaba odidekile owenzela konke amawele akhe. Kwaye okokuqala, wenyuka ngeendlela zokuba "bandise" kwaye bahlekise.
Umbhalo ebhokisini: "Ikopi".
13. Indlela yokudala yobudala balaba bazali, ukubuyisela i-Jurassic Park yangempela kwigumbi lomntwana.
14. Ama-bold awangenanga ukubonakalisa ihlabathi lonke ukuzingca ngokungenamkhawulo kubantwana babo, nokuba yintoni ababenayo.
Umbhalo kwipowusta: "Unina oziqhenyayo" kunye "Ndiyamthanda intombi yam isithandana".
Indlela ephawulekayo yobawo ekuzonwabisa kwintombi ngexesha lomdlalo.
16. Iqela elithi "Star Wars" linyanzeliswa ukuba lidumise abazali abadale umbala omangalisayo weqhwa kumntwana wakhe.
17. Le nkosi yeklasi kwimidanso yeentombi ezivela kumama onobuhle.
18. Abazali kuphela abakwaziyo ukufundisa abantwana abahlaziyileyo.
Abazali abaneziqhamo abaye baqulunqa inkqubo yezixhobo, ezikuvumela ukuba unqamle ifowuni yomntwana, ukuba ayiphenduli ngokuthe ngqo kwiifowuni okanye kwiisms.
20. Kanti ke, umama wale nkwenkwana owakhulisa unyana wakhe ngendlela emangalisayo. Le nkwenkwe yashiya umyalezo kwindawo yokupaka phambi kwesibhedlele apho unina wayethatyathwa ngumhlaza.
Ukubhalwa kwekhephu: "Hayi! Unina, uThixo akusikelele! "