I-manna iphareji eneziqhumane, ubisi kunye ne-foam, i-nap ya ntambama - asicingi nje ukuba sinqwenela ukuluhlu lwentlangano yethu enobungozi kunye ne-kindergarten. Ngokuphambene noko - namhlanje yonke le nkumbulo iyabangela ukumomotheka kunye nobunzima. Yintoni engenakuthiwa ngabantwana banamhlanje!
Hayi, kubonakala ngathi bonke ootitshala abalungileyo kunye nabathandekayo abanamhlanje baye bathatha umhlalaphantsi, kwaye i-kindergarten emoyeni ayikho konke ... kwaye yintoni enye into yokuchaza ukuba zonke iifoto ezisuka ezikolweni zasesikolweni zangoku zifana nezivavanyo zangempela kubazali nabantwana? Ewe, khangela wena!
1. Ngaba ucinga ukuba le ncwadi ilahlekile ngephutha?
2. Ewe, le miqondiso iyayilumkisa ngengozi, ngokukhawuleza xa inako!
3. Le nto akusiyo yonke into!
4. Asifuni ngisho ukucinga lo mfanekiso ...
5. Ndiyazi ukuba yeyiphi na umntwana oya kuvuma ukuba angene kulo masango ngokuzithandela kwaye engenayo i-hysteria?
6. Njengokuba umntu uzama ngokukhethekileyo, ukuba intsimi yabantwana inxulumene kuphela neengxaki!
7. Kodwa umoya weendawo ezihambayo kuya kubachaphazela ngokwenene abantwana be-psyche ...
8. I-Scarecrow kunye nomcingo ophezulu-ukhuseleko lwezinga 80!
9. Kodwa abapapa bayazi ngokuthe ngqo ukuba bazithabatheleni kwaye bakuphi na ukufumana umntwana!
10. Kubonakala ngathi nongenawo umsebenzi ozimeleyo njengabantwana beli qela elidala!
11. Abazali bethu abazange bazi kakuhle kwaye abazange babone oku!
12. Ndathumela umntwana kwi-kindergarten waza wagijima waya kumyezo! Ngaphandle koko, njani ukuzalisekisa izinga lokuhambisa imifuno?
13. Kubonakala ukuba, ngeveki, abazali bazama ukucima kwimemori yeveki esebenzayo ...
14. Asikwazi nokuba uya kubhala kwimibuzo enjani!
15. Ngaba unzulu ngoku?
16. Ngubani obengacinga ukuba ulawulo lobutyebi luya kunceda ekuqeshweni kwababhalisi?
17. Ucinga ukuba ke, ziphi iingxaki ezivela kubantwana bokuqala?
18. Kuhle ukuba asiboni ukuqhubeka!
19. Yingakho abantwana bengayithandi iindaba ezivela ebuntwaneni bethu!
20. Ngoko bahamba okanye bahambe?
21. Kubonakala ngathi umsebenzi wabo wexesha elizayo sele utywinwe!
22. Akukho mntu uphuphayo lokuba ngu-astronaut ngoku ...
23. Kubonakala ngathi abantwana ngokwabo bathelela into ethile!
24. Hayi, ezi khuphiswano kwi-kindergarten! Balekela ngelixa uzonceda ...
25. Ngubani owaziwayo?
26. Utata womntu akayi kuvuya ...
27. Ndikholelwe, ngutitshala onjalo, abantwana baya kuqala ukubiza zonke iileta!
28. Yaye intloko yam umama yaphukile, kutheni abafazi bafuna ukuqhuba abantwana babo ku-Eva kaNtshonalanga ...
29. Xa uhlaziywa ngamashumi amabini amaxesha, kodwa into eqhubeka ingalunganga ngokwecebo!
30. Ngethuba lethu, ii-lockers zinobubele. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ubomi bam nomvundla wenzeni?
31. Sithemba ukuba intsapho yakhe ayinayo inkolo?
32. Ukususa ekuseni enkulisa, kungekhona into yokuba ngokuhlwa uza kufunda umntwana wakho!
33. Kubonakala ngathi sele silungiselela into!
34. Aha-ah-ah, kwinto yokuba lixesha lokuthetha!
35. Nangona, apho-sifuna ukuhamba ngokugqwesa kwisabelo-mali se-wedding elite!