Abantu abaninzi bayayazi, ukuba umntwana wenza ingxolo, kodwa wahlala ethule kwaye akavakala ngeemviwo ezili-10 okanye ngaphezulu, ngoko mhlawumbi wayezibandakanya oko abazali bakhe abangavumelanga.
Abantwana abakho iiprobhothi kunye nenkqubo yokuthobela. Unesimo sengqondo, umnqweno nomnqweno wokwazi ihlabathi, ngezinye izihlandlo elikhokelela kumendo we-antics.
Nazi ezinye imidlalo ezidlalwayo kubantwana kwaye oku akusiyo umda, ukuhamba kwendida kubo kungenamkhawulo:
Mhlawumbi, ebuntwaneni wonke umntu wayephupha ukulungiselela ukulwa nemilenze ukuze zonke iziqulatho zazo zibaleke kude, njengabonwakude.
Umntwana wayexhalabile kakhulu ukubona into eyayiphambi kwetafile yebhedi, kwaye kwakungekho enye indlela yokwenza.
Iyokuqala yokuzimela ezizimeleyo zomntwana.
Umntwana wam unqwenela ukunceda umama ukuba asebenzise onke amaphephancwadi ukuze angaphazamiseki kwimidlalo.
Ngendlela ongayidlala ngayo nodade wakho omncinci, oneminyaka embalwa nje ubudala.
Kukho ubisi olunamanzi obilisiwe ngobungqungquthela lwalubuhlungu, kwaye ixesha lokusebenza elithandekayo libaleka ngokungabonakaliyo.
Iphepha elichanekileyo lokudweba liphelile, kunye nenja emhlophe - umhlobo onamaqhina amane uya kunceda.
Ewe, yintoni emlonyeni wakho, hamba, ufike.
Intombi yam inqwenela ukuzama u-Foam u-foam shaving on himself, kutheni wayeyidinga ngokungaqondakaliyo, kodwa yayimnandi naye.
Kwakunomdla kumntu, indlela i-laptop isebenza ngayo, mhlawumbi kunokwenzeka ukuba uphume kuwo ngumdlalo ozithandayo womdlalo.
Mama, nantsi unayo i-lollipops, kodwa uthula.
Yiloo nto ongayenza xa abazali beka ukupenda kunye neepensele ezingalindelekanga.
Oo, aba bantu abaqondi nto nento kwindlela yokwakha yangoku. Yonke imhlophe, iluhlaza, kufuneka ungeze umbala omncinci kumbindi.
Ndiphe ngaphezu kweSmurfs!
Ingulube, ndikukhumbula kakhulu ngelixa ndisekhaya kwisixeko. Ekugqibeleni siye sadibana, ndivumele ndikunye.
Kwaye laba bazali kwangaphambili banikezela i-pranks kwaye bavumela abantwana ukuba bapende kwiibhafu kwi-tile, enokuhlamba. Kwaye abantwana bayonwabile kwaye iphepha lodonga lucacile.
Ubuhle sisengamandla amakhulu.
Ulonwabile kangakanani ukuchitha iveki kunye nogogo wakho kwi-dacha.
Ngaba awukho apha ufuna ukucoca umcingo?
Kwaye umkhulu wam wandicinga ukuba ndingasondeli kwi-apiary.
Maxa wambi abantwana banquma ukuhlekisa abantu abadala. Inketho yabantwana yokufumana umthamo we-adrenaline.
Umfazi waseRussia akanakuyeka kuphela ihashe kwi-gallop.
Hamba phambili, jonga ukuba yeyiphi na, uze uxele.
Akusiyo, konke kwakunjalo xa sifikile. Abantwana badla ngokuba bathi xa bebanjwe kwii-pranks.
Unokumangalela kangakanani, irenki? Uphi na umtshakazi omhle? Andiyi kuqonda!
Goose, thumela ukuba ndiphile. Ndiyanitshela: Ndiyinto engcono, kwaye zininzi iziqwenga zesonka.
Ndacinga ukuba i-powder powder, kwaye leyo yayiyimpuphu.
Kwaye wacinga ukuba, apho ngokukhawuleza ilahleka iphepha lokungcebele.
Ndixelele: lixesha lokulungisa igumbi. Ngelixa ungaqalanga, akuyi kubakho shishini.
Kwaye ukhangele la bantwana kwaye ukhumbule imigca esuka kwikhathuni "Razgrom": "USeryozhka ufike nje, sidlala kancane".
Ubaba wathatha isifo sokulala ngokuqala, engabathanga abantwana.
Ubuntwana bokwenene ngaphandle kokungena kwi-puddles akunzeki.
Ukuqhayisa emnyango wangemuva, ndiya kukugubungela. Ndiya kuthi uTuzik wadla zonke iipesele.
Xa umama engazange avuke uTata ekuseni, uyithumela kubantwana.
Le prank yiphupha elibi labazali.
Akucaci isizathu sokuba umama afake isidlo sakusasa kwisikhatho?
Kwaye intombazana ayikwazi ukuqonda indlela abadala abahlala ngayo ngasese.
Ingane ehovini yazama ukufumana umgcini wendlu u-Kuzya noNafanya.
Uvuyo lwasezulwini. Ihlabathi lonke ma lilinde!