Amahlaya angamangalisa ngokungabonakaliyo, abathanda kuphela abanokuzifumana

Ubudlelwane banakho ukukhula kuba yinto eqhelekileyo, ngoko ngexesha elide kufuneka baqhube lula. Ingaba yidlamanti yokuthandana ngokukhawuleza, iindidi zeentyantyambo okanye ...

... inkundla ehlekisayo ukuba esinye isiqingatha siyakhumbula ngokumomotheka ebusweni bakhe ixesha elide. Kunokwenzeka ukuba ukhumbule uthando lwakho ngeendlela ezininzi, kodwa amaqhawe okuqokelela ayaqiniseka ukuba kulungile ukwenza oku ngokuhlekisa. Kwaye kunzima ukuphikisana nabo. Amabali abo anyanisekileyo kwaye ahlekisayo, kwaye ngokubaluleke kakhulu - isiqingatha sesibini asisayi kukulibala ezi ntloni kunye namahlaya.

1. Xa umfazi ephuma edolophini, ndikhumbula kakhulu. Kwiintsuku ezithandathu, ngelixa esedlulile, ndathi ekuhlwa ndadla kunye neekati kwindawo emangalisayo, ndaza ndacinga: akuyiyo ingcinga engalunganga ...

2. Ndayikhathalela intombazana yam intombazana ngelixa ekhefu. Ngaphambi kokuba ahambe, wandibuza ukuba ndingadonisi isilwanyana sam enkathazweni ...

3. Intombazana yathumela isithombe kwi-aquarium yaseDallas. Ndamthumela isithombe ngokubuyisela. Kwaye ngoku uzama ukufumana ukungafani!

4. Yiyo eyenzekayo xa ufundisa umfana ukuba athathe ikati kumkhwenkwezi.

5. Umfazi wayengafuni ukwenza umfanekiso okhulelweyo wesithombe. Ngenxa yokuba ndifanele ndiqeshe i-photographer kwaye ndenze konke.

6. Ndatshata ngesonto elidlulileyo, kwaye umfazi wam wabuza ukuba senze ingxaki kunye nomhlobo wakhe esithombeni. Ke mna, icebo lizaliseke.

7. Ngobusuku busuku ndatsho kumfana othanda "iCoke" endikhethayo "iPepsi". Ekuseni efrijini kwakufuneka ndibukele lo mfanekiso.

8. I-book-banter "Ulwabelana ngesondo emva kwe-40-a."

9. Lo mzalwana wayenomsindo gqitha ukuba intombi yakhe yayingeke ikwazi ukuhamba nayo kwindibano ye-Halloween, ngoko ke wagqiba ekubeni athathe indawo yakhe ... ngesiqingatha.

10. NgeKrismesi, ndithenge umqaleni kumfazi wam. Umthengisi kwisitoreji wabuza ukuba ukupakisha isipho. Ndacinga into encinane kwaye ndavuma, kodwa ndamcela ukuba enze iipakethe ezimbi kunabo bonke awayebonileyo. Umfana akazange alahlekelwe yintloko yakhe aze athathe umqulu we-scotch.

11. Ifoto yomfazi wam ngexesha lokuphosa izimbali liye laba lusizi. Ngethamsanqa, ndiyazi indlela yokusebenzisa i-Photoshop ngokukodwa, kwaye ngoku yonke into ibheka okungaphezulu kokuvisisana nomfanekiso.

12. Ndandibuhlungu kwaye ndambatha i-Halloween mask, ndaya kwindodana yam e-nursery, ndaza ndavula umtshini wesikhombiso kumhlengikazi we-rediyo. Umfazi wam wayesemsebenzini ngalobo busuku, kunye neengxelo zefoto malunga noko kwenzekayo kwigumbi eza kuye kwifowuni. Ndibonakala ngathi ndinegazi ezindlebeni zam, kodwa andinako ukulinda ukuthenga iimaski ezintsha.

13. Umfazi wayesebenza ngokukhawuleza namhlanje, kwaye mna kunye nekati yam ndiye ndagqiba ekubeni ndiyithokoze ngokunyanisekileyo.

14. Kwakubonakala ngathi namhlanje ndikhangeleke ngakumbi kuba umntu wathi ndandifana noPatrick kwi-cartoon ngoBob's Sponge.

15. Ndatsho umyeni wam ukuba ndiza kunxiba le suit kuphela emva kwakhe, kwaye kungekudala wandithumele le sithombe ngesiginitsha "Shah and Math".

16. I-Eplvotch, eyanikelwa ukunyusa iKrisimesi, ndaphulukana, ngoko umfana wagqiba ukundithuthuzela waza wandinika enye indlela, engayi kulahleka kakhulu.

17. Umfazi wandixelela ukuba ndinokuyihobisa indlu yokuhlambela indwendwe kwiindwendwe zam. Andizange ndive ukukhala okukhulu ebomini bam.

18. Kungekudala umfana wandimangalisa ngento enjalo engaqhelekanga yokutya kwesemini.

19. Wabuza lo mfana ukuba andithumelele isithombe esichukumisayo.

20. Umfazi wayefuna intsapho yeKrisimesi. Umfazi wakhe wamkela.

21. Ndathenga iirase ezili-12 kumfazi wam ngeSonto likaValentine, kodwa ngenxa yesizathu esithile akayithandi i-bouquet ye-O_o

22. Ndilibale i-underwear yangasese kumfana, kwaye xa ndabuya ngosuku olulandelayo, ndadibana nokufakela okunjalo.

23. Umrathana intombi uhlala kunye nam ngelixa engekho. Ngexesha elithile, ndandifuna ukumthumela oku. Ngaba ucinga ukuba uya kushiya isilwanyana esincinane kunye nam?

24. Ndiyathanda ukupheka nomkami.

25. Umfana uthanda ukwenza iifoto ezimnandi kunye nam ...

26. Ngesizathu esithile, umfazi wam ukhululekile ngokuzalwa kwakhe.

27. Ndacela le ndoda ukuba ithenge iintatata ezintandathu ...