24 isibhozo ngexeshana phambi kwengozi

Nathi sonke, ngamanye amaxesha kukho iingxaki: sinokusilahla, sifike ibhola ebunzini ngexesha lomdlalo, siwele esihlalweni okanye swayiguqule, sitshitshise into okanye ushiye into ethile.

Xa umntu efumana imeko ephosakeleyo, uziva ehlazeka, ngamanye amaxesha ubuhlungu, kodwa abanye bahlala bengenakunceda ukuhleka, oko kukuphazamisa iimeko ezibangelwa yinkxwaleko, kwaye ekubeni ukuhleka kukuba yiyonyango elungileyo, intlungu iyancipha, kunye neentloni zidlula. Kubuhlungu kuphela ukuba akunakwenzeka ukuba uthathe umfanekiso ngokukhawuleza phambi kwesi siganeko - kukho izizathu ezininzi zokuhleka.

1. Phonsa i-sofa, sibambe!

2. Ihashe: "Ukhulelwe, ngoku uzama ukuthatha umqobo!"

3. Ndiyazibuza ukuba bafaka njani inqaba enjalo kwiibhokisi? Kwaye kutheni? Mhlawumbi ukwesaba loo mntu ngaphambili.

4. Kodwa ngale ndlela eIndiya bayigubha ukugqweswa kweyunivesiti (abaphumelele ngezantsi).

5. Umfanekiso ungabizwa ngokuthi "i-Baseball", okanye "Ukuhamba kwebhola", okanye ngokuchanekileyo "Ibhola eqhubekile ebunzini."

6. Wajika,

Ukumomotheka,

Wahleka

I ngwenya,

Kwaye i-villain

Barmaleya,

Njengentaba,

Watshitshiswa!

7. Ngoku kuya kubakho i-splash enkulu!

8. Ireyini yesine yamanzi ngumbane ongezantsi.

9. Qhubeka uthabatha ukuvusa amanye amahlwempu.

10. Utywala ubhiya echwebeni!

11. Ugqithwe!

12. Ngendlela eyingozi ngayo ukuhamba ngamadada ezinqabeni ezilumkileyo.

13. I-Brr, i-nightmare ye-arachnophobe.

14. Ewe, emva kogogo-uya kuxhasa.

15. - Madoda, masiqhathanise ngubani onemilenze ende kunazo zonke.

- Ndine-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ...

16. Ewe, kwaye amanzi akude kakhulu ...

17. Kwizabelo zamahhala.

18. Umdlali we-volleyball ongenangqondo: "Ndingenakukubetha njani ngezandla zam, ngoku kufuneka ndiphume."

19. Yiyo ingozi yokugqoka iingubo ezide - nokuba ngaba ulahlekelwe izicathulo, kunokukho ukudideka kwipketi, kwaye ke ukuwa akunakuphetshwa.

20. Umhlobo wenene uhlala exhasa ngexesha elimnandi - kakuhle, ubuncinane emlenzeni.

21. U kuLulwa.

22. Hit!

23.

24. Kuhlala kwithemba lokuba i-ladder ayiyi kukhwela - iphakame kakhulu ukuza.