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Nangona ukuba usuku lokuhleka luye lwabhiyozelwa ngo-Apreli 1, omnye wabadlali bebhola ekhatywayo yexesha lethu - uCristiano Ronaldo wasinika isizathu sokuhleka enye inyanga!

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Kodwa kwimeko ethile into engahambelaniyo, kwaye xa ngexesha lomkhosi ovulekileyo wokuqhankqalaza kwisiqwenga seCristiano Ronaldo, u-Emanuela Santosh wabonakala phambi kwamehlo eendwendwe, ngokukhawuleza kwacaca ukuba i-cast bronze ayizange ikhutshwe ngumqhubi we-Portuguese!

Kwaye ngakumbi - ukumangaliswa, ukudideka nokuhleka kwabo bonke abakwazi ukubona esi sikhumbuzo esingaqhelekanga, baye benza umsebenzi wabo, kwaye okwethutyana iCristiano kunye ne "kopi" yayo yobhedu yintloko ye-webmaster yeNethiwekhi.

Ngendlela, umdwebi, owakwazi ukuzisa ukugxeka kunye nokuqalekisa entloko yakhe, wazama ukuzithethelela:

"Ngelo xesha, akunakwenzeka ukukholisa amaGrike namaTrojans. Kwaye noYesu Kristu akakwazanga ukwenza oku. Kanti-yinto yenkcazo kwaye ayinjalo ngokukhethekileyo, njengoko kubonakala kuqala. URonaldo wayebukele inkqubo yokudala umfanekiso, kwaye isicelo sakhe kuphela sokususa imibimbi yobuso. Wayeyifuna umbono wakhe kumkhonto ukuba abukeke ngathi wayehlekile ukuhleka. Wathanda umphumo ... "

Kodwa inyaniso ihlala - ihlabathi lonke liqhutywe ngokuhleka kwaye ngelixa kungekho mntu uya kumisa ...

Fumana ubuncinane umahluko omnye ...

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Kwaye akusiyo ihlaya ...

Ukuqwalasela ibinzana ebusweni bombhoxo, ebomini uCristiano bekufanele abeke ngathi ...

Yaye yileyo ndlela yokusebenza entsimini!

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Oku kuninzi!

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Kwaye ... ke yiyiphi imifanekiso eyaqala ngayo?

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Cristiano kunye ... Cristiano

Inkcazo. Edward Munch "Scream Cristiano"

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