Ukukhetha okuthakazelisayo kwezithombe ukusuka kwimpilo yemihla ngemihla yomongameli welizwe elikhulu kwihlabathi.
Ekusebenziseni kwamandla kaMongameli weRussian Federation, uVladimir Putin, ngaphezu kwesifungo sakhe, "ukuhlonipha nokukhusela amalungelo nenkululeko yomntu kunye nommi, ukugcina nokukhusela uMgaqo-siseko weRussia Federation, ukukhusela ulongamo kunye nokuzimela, ukhuseleko kunye nokuthembeka kwemeko, ukukhonza abantu ngokuthembeka," ipapasha imiyalelo kunye nemiyalelo, imiqondiso yemithetho, kwiintlanganiso ezahlukeneyo. Kukho kuphela okungekho mfuneko ukubheka, ukuzalisekisa umsebenzi welizwe ...
1. Ngomkhonto.
2. Njengokuba engakhangeli ikhamera, kodwa kwi-iPhone ngokwayo.
3. Ngethamsanqa, akunakwenzeka ukukhangela nje kuphela, kodwa nokubamba ngezandla.
4. Ekucingeni, unokufumana ezininzi izinto ezinomdla.
5. Uzama ukungajongi kwimiboniso yemyuziyam kumboniso ozinikezele ku-Anton Chekhov.
6. UPutin ukhangele ilanga, kwaye ilanga lijonge.
7. Kwaye kwenzeka ...
8. Yintoni ebhaliweyo apho?
9. UPutin ukhangele uluhlu lokutya lwasekhaya.
10. Ubisi lwasekhaya lukhethwa njengomgca ohlukileyo.
11. ... kunye neentlobo ezahlukeneyo zeesobho kunye nesonka. Ubungqina bokuba ubuso bukaPutin abukwazi ukutsho ukuba uyavuya.
12. U-Putin ujonge i-helicopter ngendlela ye-dragonfly ezandleni zeChansela waseJamani u-Angela Merkel.
13. U-Putin ukhangele kwi-gymnast.
14. UPutin ubhekise kwindawo yeoli. Indawo yokuhlala yeoli yeentshontsho.
15. UPutin ukhangele le ncwadi.
16. V.V. uhlola i sithuthi.
17. U-Putin uhlola ngenyameko isithuthi.
18. Nkosi! NdinguPutin.
19. U-Putin ujonge abaxhasi bexesha elizayo.
20. V.V. ubheka ingwe.
21. Ingwe epholileyo.
22. U-Putin ujonge eli lihashe lisuka ehlabathini.
23. UPutin ubheka i-paw yendalo kuphela kwisiplanethi esinokumnqoba kwimpikiswano yokulwa.
24. U-Putin ujonge ibhere le-polar, ngokuqinisekileyo akazange abulale.
25. UPutin ujonge i-flame yamaOlimpiki. "Hmm .. Ndingenza ntoni na?"
26. UPutin ukhangele ngefestile ye-helicopter. "Hayi, u-taaam, phezulu ..."
27. U-Putin ujonge "i-apple enkulu", ecinga ukuba: "Uxolo!". Lihlekisa. Akusiyo eNew York.
28. UPutin ubheka umntwana.
29. UPotin ubheka umntwana.
30. U-Putin ubheka imifanekiso engabonakaliyo yabantwana.
31. V.V. ubujonge amathuluzi asebenzayo arhente zokunyanzeliswa komthetho.
32. - Senze ntoni kusasa, uVladimir Vladimirovich?
- Ukuphumelela ihlabathi.