Phantse wonke umntu owake wafunda ekolishi okanye ekholejini, ezama ukufunda imvelaphi yobugcisa. Kwaye, ngokukhawuleza kwenzeka, abaninzi baphuthuma ngokukhawuleza ukuba bakhule ukuze bajoyine indlela yobuntu obunelisekile.
Kodwa ngaphezu kweminyaka, kwaqondwa ukuba iminyaka yabafundi yayiyinye yexesha eliqaqambileyo ebomini ngamnye. Kwaye sinokucebisa kakhulu ukuba sibone ukhetho lwethu lweemeko ezinokuthi zenzeke kwaye zenzeke kuwo wonke umntu ofundele ekolishi okanye ekholejini. Ndikholelwe, uya kuzikhumbula wena!
1. Ithuba lokuthatha i-nap lalinokuba wena unjengemana evela ezulwini, ngoko kunjalo nawe walala. Kwaye akunandaba nokuba wawuphi!
Ndiya kulala apha ngoku.
Emva kwesikolo: ngoku iveki yakho iya kulala, kuba uyazi ukuba ngeliveki esebenzayo awukwazi ukuvala amehlo akho ngomzuzu.
2. Nangona ufunda, uhlale uneshedyuli yakho yeveki yonke. Ngokomzekelo, unokwenza kube lula ukuphuma ngosuku ngoLwesihlanu okanye ukuya esikolweni ngemini.
Ewe, ngoku. Ndiza kukubona endleleni, ulahlekile.
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3. Kwenzeka njani ukuba ungakhumbuli iitikiti ezikhululekile (okanye ubuncinci) zemidlalo, kumboniso okanye kumyuziyamu nje ngokuba ungumfundi!
Emva kwesikolo: uthandazela ukuba ufumane ibha yomfundi, apho unokukhumbula ngokupheleleyo ulutsha kunye nokuzisola ngokuba awusesomfundi!
4. Abahlobo bakho basoloko besondele, ngokuqhelekileyo ngengalo yesandla!
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5. Ngomfundi onokukwazi ukuzilawula emva kobusuku obuninzi beqela elingekho.
Ngaba omnye uthi "i-vodka"?
Emva kwesikolo: namhlanje emva kwamaqela anjalo, edla ngokuphela ngo-2-3 ekuseni, awukwazi ukuvuka ekuseni ngenxa yesango elibi kwaye ufuna ngokukhawuleza ukuba usuku luye emsebenzini. Kwaye wenza ntoni ngaphambili?
6. Inxalenye ebalulekileyo kakhulu yokufunda yayisoloko ikhefu lehlobo, elalikho, kungekho ninzi, ihlale iinyanga ezintathu!
Emva kwesikolo: Iholide? Iholide? Kulo msebenzi, ezi ngcamango ziyasolisa. Kwaye nangona xa ucela ulawulo lweveki, uphendule i-imeyile yakho yonke imizuzu uze uphendule zonke iifowuni.
7. Ukufundisisa, unokugqoka nantoni na iingubo kwaye ungakhathazeki ngazo zonke iindidi zokugqoka.
Ukuqeqesha ngoLwesithathu, ngoLwesine, ngoLwesihlanu, ngoMgqibelo nangeCawa
Emva kokufunda: rhoqo kufuneka ubonakale njengomqeshwa ococekileyo kwenkampani yakho; umntu ongeke abe neentloni kuye, oko kukuthi, i-suit kunye ne-tie DAILY!
8. Ikhadi lomfundi ungumhlobo wakho omhle kuzo zonke izitolo, kuba uhlala ufumana isaphulelo esongezelelweyo.
Ndiya kwenza i-striptease, ndiza kwenza nantoni na. Ndihlawule nje imali!
Emva kokufunda: kusuka kuwe unokuva kuphela into enye: "Nceda undixelele ukuba ikhadi lam umfundi alinaso usuku lokuphelelwa yisikhathi!"
9. Umfundi onokuhamba kwaye aphile ixesha elide phesheya ngexabiso elithengiweyo.
Emva kwesikolo: mhlawumbi ngolunye usuku ungahamba uhambo, ukuba kwiminyaka embalwa uza kuqokelela iintsuku ezininzi kunye nemali!
10. Kwiminyaka yakho yokufunda, uzinikele kunye nemali yakho kwiintlobo zeentlanzi ezinxilisayo. Ngaphezu koko, ungabizwa ngokuba yi-cock cocktail kunye neendawo apho ungazama khona!
Emva kwesikolo: namhlanje awuhlose ukusebenzisa imali yakho kotywala!
11. Unamathuba angenammiselo wokuhlangana nabantu abatsha.
Kuyamangalisa ukuba ndidibana nawe ...
Emva kokufunda: ngoku abahlobo abatsha bavele kuphela phakathi koogxa okanye ngabahlobo bakho bahlobo.
12. Ngomfundi onokuyithatha nantoni na intombazana / intombazana kwaye ungakhathazeki ngenxa yokuzisola.
Hayi, ndihlazeka gqitha. Ndifuna ngokwenene ukuba uhlale, kodwa andiyazi ukuba ndingakuxelela njani ngako ukuze ukholelwe!
Emva kwesikolo: iintlanganiso kunye neentlanganiso zothando zenziwa kanye ngonyaka, okanye akunjalo.
13. Ukutya kwakho ngexesha lokufunda bekuhlala kuzaliswe iimveliso ezinobungozi ezingazange zichaphazele umzimba wakho.
Emva kokufunda: kufuneka ukuba udle isaladi, ukuze isondlo sakho sezondlo singenzi phantsi kuwe isifundo sonke malunga nesidingo sokondlo olufanelekileyo.
14. Awuzange ucinge ngerhafu kumfundi.
"Akukho Matata" kuthetha ukuba ungakhathazeki nantoni na de kube sekupheleni kwemihla yakho!
Emva kwesikolo: nangona, mhlawumbi, usazi ukuba inkqubo yerhafu isebenza njani.
15. Ikhefu zeholide zaziyiminyaka eyintandokazi yonyaka, kuba unokuhamba, uye olwandle okanye uye naphi na, kwaye kubaluleke kakhulu ukudibanisa iqela lamantombazana namakhwenkwe!
Ukuphuka kweSwitzerland ngonaphakade!
Emva kwesikolo: ngoku uhlala ujabulela kwaye unomona ngalabo ababeka imifanekiso emihle yokuzonwabisa kunye nolwandle.
16. Umfundi ongeke ulale ubusuku bonke!
Ndavuka.
Emva kwesikolo: akukho busuku obunzima. Kuphela iphupha!
17. Uhlala unamacebo amakhulu kunye neengcamango malunga noko ungathanda ukukwenza.
Andikho ncamango iimbono zokwenza ebomini.
Emva kokufunda: kubonakala ngathi into ethile yahamba kakuhle.