Iimeko ezingama-20 apho onogwaja baziziphatha njengabantu ...

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1. Ukhohliwe ukuba ujuba ama-cutlets waza wanyuka umnikelo otshiswayo.

2. Udlala ngothando, kodwa akukho mzamo uye waphumelela.

3. Uhleli e-bar, xa ngokukhawuleza wabona "into encinci" ebusweni.

4. Nguwe kuphela eklasini ongenamelwane kwideski.

5. Uziva ungakhululekile kwiqela apho kukho abantu abangabazi khona, ngoko uhlaziya into ethile.

6. Upholisa phantsi kwaye ngokukhawuleza uve umntu uthi igama lakho.

7. Uvuke nenjongo eqinile yokuya emsebenzini, njengoko kubonakala ukuba namhlanje kusuku.

8. Udibanisa ingoma yakho oyintandokazi, kunye nomntu ohlala naye ekuhambeni kwangaphambili kunokuba ucetywe.

9. Ubuyele ekhaya uvela emsebenzini.

10. Ubonayo umhlobo kwisihlwele ongazifuni ukuthetha naye, kwaye uzama ukuba ungabonakali kangako.

11. Uphikisana, kodwa, maye, zonke iingxabano ziphelile.

12. Uvula ifriji yonke ngemizuzu emihlanu kwithemba lokuba kuya kuba neyommy apho.

13. Usebenza ngoLwesihlanu kusihlwa.

Uyabona ukuba sakho isiqingatha sesibini sihamba ngeklasi, sithetha nomntu kwifowuni.

15. Ubuyela ekhaya emva kweqela elipholileyo kwaye uqaphele ukuba awukupholisa njani lonke ixesha elibukeka ngathi.

16. Uvila ukuhlambulula indlela eya endlwini emva kwekhefu.

17. NgoLwesihlanu ubusuku, izicwangciso zakho zikhangeleke kwi-movie ebukrakra kwaye ukhale emlanjeni.

18. Uzama ukwenza i selfie enkulu, kodwa uyaphumele umsebenzi.

19. Umhlobo wakho uqala ukudibana kunye nexesha lakhe lesixhenxe kwaye ufunge ukuba "ngeli xesha yonke into iyahluka."

20. Ngaba ucinga malunga nokuba enye ipake ye pizza iya kuba yinto engabonakaliyo.