"Thixo wam, ndicinga ntoni na?" - ikati.
1. Wagqiba ekubeni anike umnini ithuba lokuhlamba.
Akukho! Ungaze uphinde!
2. Ndacinga ukuba ndihlale ngeenxa zonke i-tortle. Kwaye kubonakala ngathi, yinto engcolileyo.
3. Inyane alizange libale kwaye licinga ukuba umlenze unokwethenjelwa kwaye awuyi kuwela phantsi kwesisindo sakhe.
Akukho nto, funda kwiimpazamo zabo uze ufumane amava.
4. Ndaya kwivenkile ngelixa elizolileyo kwaye ndatshutshiswa ngokukhawuleza.
Kodwa ngenxa yokuba kufuneka uchithe iyure elithele ekhaya kwikhedi elincinci.
5. Ukuba kulungile ukuba ulale ekupheleni kwetafile, into enje ingenzeka.
6. Ndibukele le vidiyo kwi-intanethi kwaye ndagqiba ekubeni naye, unokuyenza i-yoga. I-pose yokuqala yayingekho efanelekileyo kakhulu. Nangona ...
7. Xa walala, akukho bhanana yayisondele. Wavela phi? Kwaye kubaluleke kakhulu, kutheni?
8. Wayefuna nje ukungena endlwini aze atyelele ingqalelo kwimikhosi njengoko yayingenako. Kwaye wayesexakeka.
9. I-cocktail yagqiba ukuba izitya ziyi-toy epholile. Kodwa ama-sneakers ayomelele.
Ithetha, ithoyilo ithetha ...
10. Andizange ndibalekele inkosi ngexesha, xa ezama ukuyihudula kwi-swing.
11. Ukulala esecaleni kwe-toaster yokusebenza kuyingozi kakhulu.
Awunakukwazi ukuba ungalindela ntoni kule bhokisi yeplastiki.
12. Ukunyuka kokholo kuye kwaba yinto yokukhungatheka.
13. Emva kweentlanzi ezincinci kukho intlanzi enkulu kwaye inzulu kakhulu ...
Kubalulekile ukuqwalasela oku ngekamva.
14. Ndifuna ukunceda abanikazi ngokupheka, kunye ne-ponastavili bonke apha.
15. Xa ukhangeleka kangako ukuba uloyiko lwakho.
16. Ukuza kuqwalasela apho kuvela khona ukuvakala kwengxolo.
Umthombo wengozi ufunyenwe. Kodwa uya kuphelisa!
17. Ndandifuna ukutya isidlo sasemini kwaye ndihlawule ngenyameko ngenxa yam.
18. Wazama ukujonga ukuba yeyiphi into ebomvu enkulu ephakathi kwegumbi.
19. Isicwangciso sokuphepha sasiphumelelanga.
20. Babanjwe eshushu.
21. Wayecinga ukuba isitya siyinto epholileyo!
Kwaye kwavela, yindawo efanayo yamanzi, kunye ne-sprayer enye.
22. Ndacetyiswa kwaye ndathabatha i-napkin.
23. Kwimbonakalo, le phakheji yayithembeke kakhulu kwaye iphephile.
Enyanisweni, kwaba yinto enzima.
24. Wadla kwaye akazange acinge ngeengxaki zobunzima obukhulu. Ngoku uhlawula isahlulo ngasinye sokutya okusemathinini.
25. Wabuyela ngokukhawuleza kwiphondo.
Kwaye kutheni umnikazi wenza umnyango omncinci?! Ngokwakhe.
26. Ndifuna indlu enkulu kangangokuthi wanquma ukungena ngefestile. Kodwa isithwathwa ngekhephu sajika i-cornice ibe yinto eqhelekileyo ye-ice rink.
27. Ukubukela omnye umlenze, omnye ulahlekelwa yiyo yonke into ...
Oko a hlawule khona.