Ndibetha ukuba ngoku uya kuhlala ulungele ikhamera?
Uyakhumbula i-anecdote malunga nomfoto wezithombe owafika kwintombazana esidla isidlo waza wathabatha iifoto ezimbalwa kunye naye, enethemba lokumangalisa?
Emva koko intombazana, ekhangele imifanekiso, yathi:
- Ziziphi iifoto zakho ezimangalisayo! Mhlawumbi unayo ikhamera enhle kakhulu?
Umfaki-zithombe, okwenene, akazange athethe nto, kodwa washiya esithi:
Ndiyabulela, isidlo sakusihlwa sasinandi. Mhlawumbi, unemibala enhle kakhulu ...
Ngoko, ukukhethwa kwezithombe kufaka kwakhona kwakhona ukuba akunandaba nokuba yiphi ikhamera isesandleni ... Ukuze ubone ezinye izinto abantu abangaziboni ngexesha elifanelekileyo kwindawo efanelekileyo, ukuze bakwazi ukubamba into ebaluleke kakhulu kwiqhezu yesibini kunye nokuba "intsike" inyaniso kuphela ngabaqeqeshi bezo shishini!
Makhe sibone?
1. Umbono ontle!
2. Ngamnye wabo unayo ibhola
3. Umama nguMouse Mouse!
4. Mmm ...
5. Xa inyathelo libuthathaka, amaphiko angabonakali avela!
6. Kodwa intlanganiso yabo ayiyiyo ingozi!
7. Uhambe!
8. Singumnye ukwakheka kwezakhiwo!
9. Kodwa awukwazi ukukucinga ngenjongo!
10. Gcina umlomo wakho uvaliwe!
11. Ukuba kwakunjalo!
12. Yiyiphi into enhle kakhulu
13. I-hit epheleleyo!
14. NoSanta usengumlinganiselo.
15. Kuyikeka ...
16. Iphupha lomphelelisi!
Le ntoloko ifuna ukusho into kuthi ...
18. Bambona ntoni na?
19. I-New York ithandwa ngumntu wonke!
20.Hoops ...
21. Ingabi ivili?
22. Le fubha inomtsalane othakazelisayo ...
23. Kuphi amaphupha ahambayo, okanye i-headphones.
24. Qinisekisa, nceda!
25. Yiloo nto ithetha ukuhlala kunye nenkosi yomphefumlo emphefumlweni.
26. Ndilele elangeni.
27. Akukho nto ifika engqondweni ...
28. Ewe, kukho, ukutshintsha imibala ... Ndiyazi nokuba ungayifaka njani umnqamlezo.
29. Ts-s-s ...
30. Kuhle ukuba ezandleni zengqiqo yePushkin.
31. Yeka ukuphindaphinda kum!
32. Ubungakanani obuhle.
33. Kwakunzima ngandlela-thile ...
34. Thetha ngokukhawuleza, andinakukuva!
35. Uxolo, madam ...