Bazingqingeke.
1. Iindonga ezincinane ngaphandle kwendawo.
2. Iibane zokukhanyisa ezingekho ngokuchanekileyo.
3. Into ejoliswe ekutshiseni yachithwa xa uyichukumisa ngezandla ezimanzi.
4. Isonka esidlula ioli.
5. Iingxowa ezonakalisiweyo.
6. Le tshintshi!
7. I-eraser ayizange ibhekane nalo msebenzi.
8. Izixhobo zokubhala izandi.
9. Le mvakalelo embi yeethambo ezimanzi kwisandla.
Xa uhlamba izandla zakho, ungalibali ukukhupha izandla zakho.
10. Iphethini yeVile.
11. Le bhenki epakini yenza ukuba ungonwabi.
12. Eyona nto inqabileyo kwihlabathi.
13. Le phakheji !!!
14. Ukuthinteka okungahambi kakuhle kwi-porcelain ebandayo.
Abanye abantwana.
Umntwana kwi-bowling alley udlala kwi-computer bowling.
Abanye abazali.
17. Intshontsho yonakalisa isithombe esipheleleyo.
18. Le idiocy.
Iiphakheji ezininzi zezinto ezincinci.
19. Iipuni ezimanzi kwisitya seswekile.
20. Phula ngokukhawuleza izitya zangasese.
21. Ibhotela enzima kwizonka ezithambileyo.
22. Abantu abaye banquma ukuba babefuna abahlanu abanikazi beetelesi zephepha basebenzise iingcamango zabo ngendlela engcono kakhulu.
23. Akunakwenzeka ukufikelela.
24. UDonut, olahlekelwe sonke isidima sakhe.
25. Abantu abanqwenela ukuphawula zonke iileta njengoko zifundwayo.
26. Le yinto yobusuku bonke.
27. Intlungu yeshaja.
28. Le mpazamo ayikwazi ukulungiswa.
29. Isamba sokubamba isitya sihlambe ngokutya.
30. Ndingayisebenzisa njani ngoku?
31. Kwaye kufuneka kube nomvula ...
32. Kwakuyi-monster yangempela!
33. Ngokukhawuleza
34. Lo mthombo wokuphuza unobuthakathaka.
35. Iisisi, eziza kuvulwa kuphela ngoncedo lwezinye iisisi.
36. Abantu abathanda imoto abanqweneli ukuba bangabonakali kwaye baqhelekileyo.
37. Le hypha enobuhlungu.
38. Ngubani othungayo oku?
39. Le ndawo yokupaka yamahhala ... i-bummer full.
40. Iphoyinti yokucoca apho akukho nto inamathela.
41. I-AutoCorrect, rhoqo ...
42. Kwaye ekugqibeleni, i-tile kunye nesityalo behlangene ukutshabalalisa usuku lwakho.