Unyaka wonke, abantu abadala bancinci ukuba baneliseke ngokulindela ukuzalwa kwabo. Ngokuqhelekileyo umbhiyozo uyancitshiswa ukuya kumthendeleko, kunqabile ukuba lo suku uyabaleka. Enye yeendlela zokwenza isimo sengqondo ngumhlobiso wokuhlaziya isipho. Isiphambili kunye nesipho esiyinhloko singaboniswa ekupheleni kweeholide, kodwa ukubeka iitoni ngokuhlwa konke kungcono kunye nezipho ezihlaziyileyo kunye novuyo.
Izipho zamahlaya ezimnandi
Ukuba uya kwiholide yowesifazane, ngoko kufuneka ucinge ngokucokisekileyo. Izipho eziphosakeleyo zeJubhi zinokuthi zihambelane nezenzo zakhe zokuzilibazisa, indawo yokuphila okanye umsebenzi. Mhlawumbi intombi yakho ineminyaka engama-45 ubudala kwaye le "bhinqa kwakhona" sele ikhethwe njengowesifazane osemdala. Kwaye isizathu esihle kakhulu sokumnika i-plug-in jaw!
Ngomntu, izipho zokukrazula zomhla wokuzalwa unokuba ngumnumzane (ipakethe yeikhondom, iiguba kunye ne-cognac) isetyenzisiwe okanye isethi yama-masochists (iibhande ze-wax, iifake okanye izimbiza zokucoca ukusilalisa).
Izipho zamahlaya zomntu wonke wokuzalwa, ungafaka zonke iindidi zeendondo, iikomityi okanye iileta. Konke oku kunikezelwa kwiinjongo eziphunyeziweyo kunye neziphumo zonyaka odlulileyo. Unokwenza izipho zobuhle-uhlobo lokudayela, zithandwa kakhulu. Abadobi okanye abazingeli banokuthi banikezwe iikiti "zokusinda" kwaye bafake i-can of stew, ibhotile yeVodka kunye neesokisi ezifudumele apho. Ngokufanayo, unokuqokelela isipho nakweyiphi na imeko.
Ukuhanjiswa kwezipho zeComic
Ngona izipho eziqhelekileyo zingahanjiswa ngendlela enokuthi ziyakhunjulwa ixesha elide. Ngokomzekelo, ukuhombisa umshanelo omkhulu kunye nekiti elimnyama lokudlala kwaye uyinike umhlobo kweholide. Kumanina ondibathandayo ukuba abonise "isethi somvubukuli" kwaye abophe isaphetha esikhulu ngefosholo ene-rakes.
Izipho zokuzonwabisa ziyakulungiswa kusengaphambili kwaye zibhale izinkondlo ezihlekisayo okanye zibuyise ingoma edumile. Gquba ingubo entloko yakho kwaye uzenzele njenge-genie, uze unike umenzi wombhiyozo i-vase encinci eneemfumba ezifakwe kuyo iminqweno. Ngaphambi koko, lungise izipho zokuzalwa zemihla ngemihla yazo (ziyakwazi ukudlalwa kwiLotter kunye neendwendwe). Kwaye ke yonke into yakho yokuphosa: i-mop iya kuba yikhonsole yendalo yonke, ibhotile ye-laxative njengeyeza lokukhwehlela, umbhoxo wendlela yokuhamba njengempuphethi. Izipho ezinjalo ezimnandi ziza kukhunjulwa ngazo zonke iindwendwe kunye nomsunguli wokubhiyozela ixesha elide.