Izinja, uhle!
1. KwiNtloko yale nja, kwakukho iphutha elithile eliphambili:
2. Le nja intsha ibukeka inesidima kwaye iyakhathazeka:
"Sawubona, mnandi! Uhlala ukhangele kithi. Ndingakuthenga into? "
3. Umnini walesi silo esithandekayo unxininisa ukuba "akayena mfanekiso" kwaye "ebomini ibonakala ngcono": "
4. Vumelana, le nyana injengawe kwilizwe elincinci nelingathandabuzekiyo:
5. Nje jonga ubuso beli gama. Kubonakala ngathi uye wadibana nomfana wamaphupha akhe kwaye ngoku uzama ukubheka njengento enhle kakhulu:
6. Inja iyavuya. Mhlawumbi, kuninzi:
7. Ngokucacileyo, le nja inento yokuthetha, kodwa iyanzima ukuthula ukuze ungabonakali kwaye ungakhubekisi umnxibelelwano:
8. Kubonakala ngathi abanini bathembisa inja ukuba benze ubuso obuhle. Kodwa ngemizuzwana yokugqibela phambi kwesithombeni, waqonda ukuba wayekhohlisiwe, kwaye wenza ubuso obunye:
9. Wayeqonda ukuba i-Stone Pine ayikho. Ngenxa yoko, baninzi, ukusuka apho, apho bahamba khona ngoku, baya kubuyela kwi-collar-cone:
10. Le nja iye yaqhawula inkohliso yakho, kwaye akukho nto inokumangaliswa ngayo:
11. Akunakwenzeka ukuba uya kukwazi ukunqoba umncintiswano wobuhle, kodwa kunjalo, uzuko kakhulu:
12. Lo mfana uyanconywa kakhulu kangangokuthi akanako ukuzithoba ngokukhawuleza:
Indalo endalwayo ayinayo ingcamango yokuba ungalindela ntoni kwabanye, kodwa ilindele ngobuqotho ukuba yonke into iya kuhamba kakuhle:
14. Ukuba i-monster ye-cookie ikhona, ibonakala ngathi:
15. Yiyo indlela eqhelekileyo yokubonakalisa inja yeenja. Uze utshintshe inkomo yakhe ayinakukuthanda;
16. Ayaziwa, kodwa kusenokwenzeka ukuba umfanekiso wathathwa ngokukhawuleza emva kokuba inja inikwe i-broccoli endaweni yenyama. Ubuncinane, imvakalelo emzimbeni ifana nokudumazeka:
17. Kwi-genus yale nja, kwakukho ii-Ewoks (ezincinci, iinwele, izilwanyana ezimbini ezinamalenze afana neebhere ezibonakala kwi-Star Wars):
18. Kwaye ulungele ukubuyela ekhaya ngebhola, vumela, kha wuleza ngokukhawuleza:
Asifanelanga uluntu lwezinja. Ngaba uyaqonda? Asifanelanga ukuba sisondele kubo.