Ngoko ke masiphuze sisitya kwaye sishukunyiswe ngaphantsi!
1. Ukuba ukhethwe ixesha elithile kwiklabhu, awuyikuphumla kwingxolo eqhubekayo.
Ukuthula!
Yaye ke ngaba bartenders banethemba kangakanani ukuva umyalelo wakho?
2. Kunzima kakhulu ukuba uhlale apho emva kwe-01: 00.
Ndiyadumala ...
"Ndiya kwindlu yangasese ngomzuzu!" Kwaye ukusuka apho, khawuleza ubuyele ekhaya, kwibhedi ozithandayo.
3. Ngokuqhelekileyo awuhambi ndawo naphi na.
Ndikhangele umntu olungele ukuhamba kunye nam.
Unokuzonwabisa xa uphume kwindawo ethile, kodwa ekhaya, ngokuhlwa kusiqinisekisiwe ukuba siphucule kangcono ...
4. Usuye wasebenzisa zonke izizathu ezingenakwenzeka, uchaza isizathu sokuba awuyi kuphinda uvele kwintlanganiso kunye nabahlobo bakho.
Ngenxa yokuba andifuni.
"Inetyhefu yesithathu kwinyanga. - Ewe, ndingumlwelwe. "
5. Ukuhambela kude kube nguLwesihlanu kunye neMigqibelo kubonakala ngathi yinto enomngcingo.
Emva kwemithendeleko, udinga ixesha lokufumana ngokupheleleyo.
6. Ukuba usenza isigqibo sokuya kwindawo ethile, kukhululekile ngakumbi ukuba uzive ungena kwibhola elithulileyo kuneqela lebhola, apho ungadlala khona.
Ukuhlala kukhethwa. Ukuma kunzima kakhulu, kungathandeki.
7. Ukuba uya kusela, yenza okukhethekileyo kotywala obuhle kakhulu, uhlale utywala.
Hayi, ungubani, ndichithe i-$ 6 kule vinini.
I-Binge i-tastier ngokutya, ukutya kukusela. Ewe, zenzelwe omnye nomnye!
8. Nangona ezinye iindidi zokuhlwaya kwaye ziyakuchukumisa.
Inzuzo yaso eyona nto kukuba iphelile ngaphambi kwe-22: 00.
9. Awuqinisekanga ukuba uyaqonda "i-Facebook". Kunzima ukuba uqonde ukuba ngubani orekhoda iirekhodi, apho iirekhodi zivela kwi-tepi yakho, indlela yokusebenzisa kuyo yonke into!
Ngokufanayo ne "Twitter".
10. Uhlala uqothukiswa zibuyekezo zohlelo lokusebenza.
Ungaze uhlaziywe.
Utshintsho = olubi.
11. Ixesha lokugqibela kwiincwadi, amaphephancwadi, amaphephandaba, izicelo zemali zihamba ngaphezu kwe-alcohol kunye nama-Hangouts.
Nguwe oye ndikhangela bonke ubomi bam!
12. Uqale ukukhanga ibhaka (ukupheka, kodwa ucinga ntoni?!)
Keksiki! Siza kupheka i-muffins!
Ewe, kwaye ufuna ukutya ukutya okumnandi kakhulu kunokuba uthathe imifanekiso uze uyithumele kwi-Instagram.
13. Ukhangele ezinye iinkonzo zokutya.
Iinkwenkwezi azikwazi ukupheka, ukupheka, ukupheka, ukupheka, ukupheka.
Ziyolonwabo kwaye zikhulule.
14. Umboniso we-movie ngo-21: 00 uvele ubonakala ngathi u-otvaznym pastime.
Oku kudibana.
Kuyafana nokusela ikhofi emva kwe-18: 00!
15. Into ephambili ozimisele ukuyichitha kukutya.
Ulibale ngezinto ezinobungqina kunye nezinto eziphathekayo, into ephambili - soloko uzele.
16. Amanani amancinci ukusuka kubhajethi yentsapho nawo onke ayabelwe ukuthengwa kwezixhobo ezahlukeneyo zasekhishini.
Ngokwemvelo, awuyikulibala malunga nezixhobo ezisemgangathweni zokuhlamba nokucoca.
17. Unxibelelwano kwiTinder kunye nezonxibelelwano ezinxulumene noluntu lukuncipha.
Bonke abo bantu abangaziwayo, ukumamatheka okungaqhelekanga, ukusika-konke oku akunjalo kuwe.
18. Ukuba uthetha ngokunyanisekileyo, ukuthandana ngokusemthethweni kuwe-into echasene ngqo nexesha lokuzonwabisa.
Ndivakalelwa nje kwiimeko ezinjalo.
Ukudibana nabantu abangaziwayo, ukucinga ukuba bafuna ukukudonsa ukuba ulale okanye uzimisele ukuthetha nje - kunzima kakhulu, kunomdla kakhulu.
19. Abantu abangagqoki kwimozulu bakwenza uvelwano.
Kodwa kubanda ngaphandle!
"Kubukeka bufudumele, eqinisweni, kwengubo enjalo, kubanda kubetha amathambo!"
20. Ngaba ukhetha izicathulo ezisebenzayo.
Ebomvu? Ewe le igazi lam!
Akukho ntlungu, akukho nzame - yodwa induduzo, nje kuphela!
21. Uyakujonga ngenyameko yakho ibhedi njengomhlobo wakho osondeleyo.
Ndiza kutshata nombhede wam.
Uchitha ixesha lakho ngokusuka entliziyweni kwaye enhle ...