Amadoda ekuthengeni: amaqonga ama-45 okubandezeleka kwangempela!

Bonke abafazi kwiimeko zabo ezibuhlungu bayazi ukuba amadoda kunye nokuthengwa ayingqinelaniyo.

Kwaye nokuba ngaba "ababuthathaka" ngexesha lobudlelwane okanye abanetyala (nto encinci eyenzeka ngosuku lokuqala) bavuma ngokuzithandela ukungena kumasango esihogo kwiziko lokuthenga, ubuso babo bubonakalisa iimvakalelo zokunyamekela ngokwenene kunye nokuguquka kwimizuzu yokuqala yokuhlala kwabo kule ndawo.

Kodwa into eyona nto ibuhlungu kakhulu kwaye bayaqonda ukuba ukuhlala yodwa akunakubi kakhulu! A ndi kholelwa? Emva koko jonga ukukhethwa kwethu!

1. Kodwa ngokwenene ngeli xesha banokuwunqoba uEverest, kakuhle, ubuncinane kwimidlalo yekhompyutha ...

2. Ewe, yintoni enetyala?

3. Qaphela, olu hlobo lwamadoda lubhekisela ekubhubhiseni!

4. Kodwa ngaphezu kwezinto ezilindelekileyo ukuba uqinisekise ukuba "eli lihlezi lihleli kuwe lithandeka!" Okanye "Ungumnqweno kulo mlobo!"

5. Iyure yesithandathu yokuthenga kunye nomfazi wakhe ...

6. I-WI FI yamahhala - njengenkonzo yokuhlangula!

7. Umhla wokuthenga uthengisa ubusuku ...

8. Kodwa bonke bathembisa ukuba babone kuphela!

9. Amakhwenkwe, kuphela kunye sinamandla!

Ndivuke ngomso ...

11. Hayi, ngelixa esesebe egqoke iimpahla, ndineeyure zokulala ngokupheleleyo!

12. Ukuphinda kwakhona, ndiza nge-lipstick kwikhola ??

13. Ngaba unika izikhwama zokulala ebusuku?

14. Ukuba nje akunakwenzeka ukulala ngoNyaka Omtsha uEva ...

15. Indoda ilele, ithengi ...

16. Yintoni ongenakuyenza ngothando kunye nomva wecala ...

17. Uliphi na izinga? Ndidlulile i-89th ...

18. Ngaba ndiyamthanda kakhulu?

19. Dude, qhawula le nto uyithenga okanye uphinde uphinde ...

20. Yintoni eyenza umntwana enze okungalunganga?

21. Ixhoba lokuqala lokuthenga lithe lawa ...

22. Ndafunda ukulala ngomsindo we-100 dB!

23. Ngoku ndiyazi ama-shades angama-40 e-pink phantsi kwamagama!

24. Into ephambili kukuphinda ndiphinda ndiyamthanda ...

25. Intengiso yam iphupha lam ebusuku!

26. Lapha, ngaphandle kwezinto ezisiseko zokucamngca kubalulekile. Oo, o, o ...

27. Kuphela kuphela abathathu abasinda!

28. Utata, usayikhumbula oko umama wethu abukeka?

29. Ngokuchanekileyo oku, okanye ndiza kuphinda ndilinganise yonke into?

30. Batsho ukuba kwimimangaliso yeKrisimasi kwenzeka ...

31. Ngexesha elizayo ndiya kucela uxolo ngemali ...

32. Inombolo yesibini echaphazelekayo yawa ...

33. Abafana, ewe, simele sibe ngumhlobo omnye komnye!

34. Ukulala umntwana, fumana amandla ...

35. Mhlawumbi wandilibala kule ngxube?

36. Inene idemoni yandihlenga ...

37. Kodwa usadinga ukukhusela ihlutha. Ewe, oko-kulandelwa kwabanye abafazi!

38. Uzama ukubalekela ...

39. Yaye apha ixhoba lesithathu linikezela ...

40. Abafana, ukuhlangula kungekudala - kwiiyure ezimbini ivenkile ivala!

41. Yaye le yayiyimini yam kuphela!

42. Emva koko awukholelwa othandweni?

43. Kwangathi unoyolo, umongameli, odibanisa umdlalo wezemidlalo apha!

44. Nangona umgangatho ngokwawo uza kutshintsha - andinandaba!

45. Ewe, mhlobo wam, ndiya kuzama kweso sigqoko uze uye ekhaya kwangoko!