Ukuba ufuna ukubona kwaye uqonde ukuba yiphi imvelaphi, yiphuma uye esitrato okanye uhle uye esitratweni, kuba ixesha le-hipsters lifikile. Kuba aba bantu, ubuchule kunye nokuzibonakalisa ngokwabo kubokuqala.
Kunzima ukucinga ngomntu onokudala ngaphezu kobuqili, obanikela ngokukodwa iindawo zehlabathi zanamhlanje. I-antics yabo iyaqhubeka iyamangalisa abantu, ibangela ukumomotheka komnye umntu, kunye nomnye umntu-ukucaphukisa, into ephambili kukuba akukho mntu uhlala engathandekiyo. Siphakamisela ukuthintana okufutshane kwihlabathi labaqhankqalazi, kwaye sifumane oko banomdla kuzo nokwenza.
1. Ngubani ofuna loo Rolex? Emva koko, bambalwa abantu baya kubabamangaza. Kodwa ungawunaki umlindo onjalo, akunakwenzeka.
2. Ukuba uhlala ukhohliwe iiglasi ekhaya, ngoko unokuzenza tattoo. Ngokwenene, awuyi kuthetha nto.
3. Xa abantu benqabe ukuba ngabahlobo bakho, ungaqeqesha izilwanyana ukudala imifanekiso yokuqala.
4. Lo mntu akayikwesa i pinki, okanye uthethe ngokucacileyo malunga nokukhetha kwabo.
5. Xa ungokoqobo lwangaphambili kwaye ungathanda ukubuyisela i-Motorola yakho endala.
6. Ngamanye amaxesha isitayela se-hipsters sichaza ukungahambi kakuhle kwezicathulo. Kodwa kuthekani malunga nococeko lomntu?
7. Ukusebenza ngokubaluleka kubalulekile kwizinto zanamhlanje, kodwa i-sieve kunye nentonga ihlanganiswe yinto yokwenyanya.
8. Awunayo i-headphone eninzi? Kodwa ngokucacileyo oku akukwenzi ukuba isandi siphumelele ngakumbi.
9. Esi sikhangiso esibhaliweyo ngokukhethekileyo, siyakhuthaza ukuba uthumele iifayile ezixabisekileyo kwiikaseti zevidiyo, ngenxa yokuba imeko ayiyiqondi.
10. Abadlali kunye neefowuni? Hayi, andizange. Kule ndlela kuphela onokuyithanda kakhulu umculo ozithandayo.
11. Iendevu kunye neziqhwala ziphela, kodwa nakhona kufuneka ucinge ngendlela onokuphuma ngayo.
12. Kulo mbobo, unokukhuphisana kakhulu nabasetyhini abaninzi banamhlanje abasetyhini abashukumisayo.
13. Ubuvila yi-credo yobomi babantu abaninzi, kwaye nangobu bungqina obucacileyo.
14. Yintoni enye ongayenza, xa usebenza eofisini ukuphuka, kwaye ukwenza izinto eziqhelekileyo akunakuthathaka kuzo zonke?
15. Awufuni ukukhulisa amadevu, okanye awazikhuli nje? Emva koko uthenge loo ndawo yokufikelela.
16. Uthutho, oluya kunceda ukuphuma kwi-gray grey, kwaye kuye akukhathazeki ukuba ixabiso lepetroli libiza njani namhlanje.
17. Ndiyabulela kulezo zifoto unokuqonda ukuba umgca phakathi kwama-hipsters kunye nabantu abangenamakhaya abangabonakali.
18. Into ebaluleke kakhulu kwi-hipster akukho sikhokelo, esibonakala ngokubonakalayo.
19. Ukuzithemba nokukhwabanisa ukuhamba inja, kwaye akunakwenzeka ukuba ungaboni loo nkomo.
20. Ngubani ofuna le lensenti ye-hypersensitive kunye ne-binoculars, xa kukho i-telescope ehlolwe ngexesha?
21. Siyabonga ngokusetyenziswa ngobuchule bokudala, unokufumana izinto ezinjalo zangaphambili - iibhotile ngendlela yombhalo we-incandescent.
22. Oku kungaphezu kokubumba, okanye wayengenayo imali eyaneleyo yokuthenga iiglasi ezintsha.
23. Ngaba uyamangalisa? Yaye lo ngumnikazi olula webhanana. Kodwa i-snack ihlala isondele.
24. Izigidi ziphupha malunga nendawo enjalo yokuphumla, kwaye kuphela abaqhankqalazi abayikiyo ukuyihlela.
25. Umama akazange aqonde apho ubude bakhe buhamba khona, kuvela ukuba unyana wenza isigqibo sokwenza amacici amasha.
26. Umfanekiso apho udlulileyo kunye nosuku behlangene. Ndiyazibuza ukuba uphi na le bhayisiki?
27. Kufuneka ube neyona nto uyenzayo kwaye uthembele kuwe, ukuthengisa amabhokisi amdala kuloo xabiso.
28. Ucingo oluphukileyo lunethuba elikhulu lokwenza i-skateboard ekhethekileyo, kwaye unako ukuwukhwela kunye, nokuba sithathu.
29. Xa unesithandane sangempela kwaye ungakhange ufike ngenye indlela, ingazibonakalisa njani.
30. Ngoku ukuba kwakungengowesayineli "isigxina", kuya kuba nzima ukuqonda ukuba luhlobo luni lo mboniso.
31. Ii-Hipsters ziyingqayizivele nakwizinto ezikhethiweyo zokutya, umzekelo, phakathi kwalawo ma-donuts avela kwi-spaghetti.
32. Kubonakala ngokukhawuleza ukuba lo mntu uqobo, kwaye, ngokucacileyo, ibluhlaza ngumbala owuthandayo.
33. Qulunqa igama lesithuthi esitsha, apho i-scooter kunye ne-suitcase zixhunyiwe.
34. Ifoloko ende kakhulu - nje imfuneko ye-hipster yokudala.
35. Xa ubukho bobubungqina bokuba ngowokuqala, kwaye akunandaba nokuba abanye bacinga ntoni.