Apha uthenge ithikithi yendiza kwaye ungacingi ukuba ngubani onokuba ngummelwane wakho.
Ngubani owaziyo, mhlawumbi uya kuba ngumntu omdala oqhaqhaqhaqhayo, oza kukhanda, akayi kukuvumela ukuba ulale ngokufanelekileyo, okanye, mhlawumbi, ecaleni kwakho uza kuba ngumfana osemncinci, ebonakala emehlweni akhe. Kodwa kunokwenzeka ukuba ummelwane wakho akayi kuba yindoda. "Ngubani ke?", Ucela ngelizwi elikhathazayo. Ngoku fumana!
1. I-enchantress enkulu, eya kubonwa ngayo bonke abagibeli.
Ngendlela, zonke iiyure ezingama-5 zokubalekela lo mfana onomdla wayehlala ekhangele nge-porthole, kwaye ngaphandle kokwenza isandi esincinci.
2. Kuwe oyintandokazi yasekhaya yikati, kwaye umntu ohlala ekhaya uhlala apha njengegrunting mordaha.
Ngaba ucinga ukuba uyamomotheka kule sithombe? Ungatsho nje ukuba awuzange umangaliswe ngcamango yokuba le ngulube inepasipoti.
3. Nantsi le ngumbutho omncinci. Ewe, ukubonakala kwakhe akuyikrele umntu, kodwa, ngokuchasene noko, kubangela ukumomotheka.
Umalusi waseJamani ogama linguKiddi uhamba ekhaya. Wayethatha umhlala-phantsi e-US Marine Corps. Ebhodini le yendiza, bonke abagibeli baqhayisa ngeminyaka eyi-12 yomsebenzi onzima.
4. Mhlawumbi izinja zineengcamango zabo zendlela yokuqhelana nabamelwane babo.
Masithi umntu omnyama (omnye ngakwesobunxele) ubuza indoda ebomvu (ngubani ongakwesokudla): "Hayi, ndoda, ufuna i-flight flight?" Yaye yathi: "Akukho nto. Nawe? ". "Kwaye kubonakala kum ukuba andiyi kufika kwindlu yangasese ngoku ngenxa yokwesaba," uChernenko uyazimela.
5. Ngaba ucinga ukuba le nto inja ethobelayo emhlabeni?
Khangela nje indlela ezolile ngayo! Lo mnqweno wothando unelungelo lokumnandi emva kokuhamba.
6. Ewe, ewe, le koala ihamba ngeklasi yokuqala.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, lesi sithombe sidlulisela isayinwa "Ihamba ngeklasi yokuqala. Kwaye wenzeni na? ".
7. Cinga nje ukuba zingaphi izinto ezimangalisayo ebhodini ezidibeneyo nabasindile.
Ngokomzekelo, le turkey. Ndimele ndixelele ukuba lowo uhleli ngasemva kwakhe "akanenhlanhla" ukuba abe nommelwane onjalo.
8. Xa ubona lo mxobo awuyi kunceda kodwa umomotheka.
Khawucinge nje kuphela ukuba ugqiba ukuhlala phantsi, kwaye i-dog's whine iyayivakala kwisigxobo sommelwane. Vumelana ukuba ufuna ukuthatha le milf.
9. NguDaniyeli. Ewe, uyidraka kwaye hayi, akudingeki umbize uDonald Duck. Uyayithiya.
Ngendlela, le ntaka inomxholo wezilwanyana ezibonelela ngenkxaso yomntu, kwaye unesiqinisekiso esifanelekileyo (ESAN). Nangona kunjalo, ukuthatha izilwanyana ezilwanyana zivunyelwe kuphela ngumthetho waseMelika.
10. Ewe, kutheni iimvuthu ezinjalo ziqhutyelwa kwikhegi lokuhamba? Kutheni akakwazi ukuhlala kwiingalo zenkosi yakhe. Yiyiphi intlonelo!
Khangela kuphela le nkwenkwe kwaye uqhubeke uyeka ukuthetha ukuba awuhlali uhamba okanye usihlalo lwakho alukhululekile ngokwaneleyo.
11. Hayi, ungatsho ukuba awuyithandi i-sphinxes.
Ehleli esifubeni senkosi yakhe, yena, ngokumangalisayo, ubonakala epholile.
12. Le nja egama linguBelzei uyiqhayiya lokwenene, kwaye ke akumangalisi ukuba kutheni iqhubela iklasi yokuqala, kwaye nakwihlalo ohlukile.
Ngendlela, ngumntu osemthethweni waseBellise Shop.
13. Omnye uthutha ama-turkeys, amanye amantombazana, kunye nesilwanyana somntu sihleko.
Unokwenza udidekile (ngokufanelekileyo kwegama), emva kokubona umntwana onomtsalane ephilileyo.
14. "Uze uphuke?" - Eli lilanga linomdla apha.
Ukujonga le ntja, kubonakala ngathi phambi kobunzima kakhulu kwi-boss yehlabathi.
15. Hayi, hayi, awubonakali. Kule cabin ihamba ngeenqwelo.
Ekuqaleni konyaka, umshicileli unokubona ulwazi iNkosana yaseSaudi Arabia ithathe i-80 (!) IiKlebe kunye nayo. Ngaphezu koko, intaka nganye ineepasipoti kunye netikiti ezahlukileyo.
16. Nantsi indlela yokubambisana kwangempela komntu kumhlobo wakhe onyawo olunezinyawo ezine.
Ngendlela, abo babini balele ngolu hlobo ngeeyure ezingama-2. Ukuba oku akuyithando, ngoko yintoni na?
17. Le ntja inenhlanhla ibhekile kwi-jet yangasese.
Kakade, abamelwane bakhe abanakwenzeka ukuba babekhona apha. Emva koko, akubona wonke umntu onokukwazi ukurenta i-jet yangasese. Kodwa ibali le nja iyathinta ubunzulu bomphefumlo. Ngamafutshane, kwathathwa kubanikazi beentaba, abo bebengekho iiveki abangayidliyo indoda eyindoda kwaye bayigcina kwiimeko ezingenasimo. Ngenhlanhla, bafumene abanini abatsha. Unina womnye wamavolontiya usebenza kwinkampani enikezela ngeenqwelo ezizimeleyo. Wayekwazi ukuvumelana ngokuthutha kwezilwanyana kunye nomqhubi, ngubani, njengokuba wavela, wayenentliziyo yegolide. Ngethamsanqa, wavuma ngokuvakalayo ukuzisa i-labrador kwilizwe elingummelwane.
18. Kubonakala ngathi le milady ayihambisani nokudlala nawe.
Awuboni ukuba uyamphika, akunjalo?
19. Xa ebhodini elinye kwakukho ikati kunye nenkukhu yenkonzo.
Thixo! Sawubona! Le indiza iyakubusiswa ngokwenene.
Kubonakala ngathi ezi zimbini aziyi kuba iintshaba.
20. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ngaba le yindiza yokuqala yeso sidalwa esithandekayo?
Nika ingqalelo kwimiba emihle le ngoma kangangoma.
21. Le nja mhlawumbi ihamba ngomgibeli
Kuyamangalisa!
Ngokuqinisekileyo le ndoda inenhlanhla kunye nommelwane onomomothekayo.
22. Lo mzuzu ongathandekiyo xa udla ukutya kwakho kunye nokukhawuleza uqaphele ukuba umntu ukhangelelisisa.
Sawubona, dude. Akunangazi mna, namna mna. Kodwa utshintshe into yokuba umele ube nesabelo sakho esithakazelisayo. Enyanisweni, musa ukucinga ukuba ndikratshi. Ndiyathembisa, kwiiyure ezimbalwa ndiza kubelana nawe nge-snack yam. "
23. Akumangalisi. Ngokulula, lo mqhubi uyabaleka ngekati yakhe.
Uhle kakhulu kangangokuba ufuna ukunyuka kunamanzi, ukuze angaphazamisi ubuthongo bakhe.
24. Kwaye le ndlebe ihamba ngeyokuqala njengomqhubi we-pilot.
Kodwa kubonakala ngathi akayivuyo le ntengiso.
25. Yaye ngubani othi ipenguins ayithethi?
Khangela kuphela le ntaka ekhangayo neyaziqinisekisa.
26. Kubalulekile ukuba abanye abagibeli bahlangabezane nomphathi wendiza.
Ngethamsanqa, kunye nenja egama linguBentley, lowo inkosikazi yakhe yangaphambili yatshintsha yaba yinto evumelekileyo.
27. Ngaba ukholelwa othandweni ekuqaleni?
Okanye le nja yawela ngothando, okanye ilele ilele amehlo akhe evulekile.
28. Ewe lo nguJedi ohlakaniphileyo noqineleyo ngexesha lakhe! Yoda, ngaba nguwe?
Yoda?
Ngokwendlela, nolu luvo oluhle lwe-dog suit for Halloween.
29. Kodwa le pony egama linguYabhochko inika inkxaso yemoya yakhe kwinkosi.
Ngoko ngoku akukho nto iyamangalisa kukuba umntu uthatha i-turkey okanye i-cheetah.
30. Masithembele ukuba le mohnetic ikhululekile.
Kubonakala ngathi, okanye ukwesaba kakhulu ubunzulu bomphefumlo wakhe? Umntu osweleyo ... Hops ayikho into yakhe.