Uphando olwenziwa lubonise ukuba abantu abaninzi ngoMsombuluko ekuseni baziva ngathi zombie. Oku kubonakala ngokujonga iqoqo lethu elimnandi.
NgoMvulo ngumhla onzima, kuba kunzima emva kweveki (mhlawumbi xa beqhwithi) ukuvuka ekuseni, ukulungele ukuya esikolweni okanye emsebenzini. Iifoto ezilandelayo zibonakalisa ukuba akusiwo wonke umntu onokukwenza esi sicwangciso "ngokugqibeleleyo", kuba kusasa ngoMvulo kunzima.
1. Umfanekiso onokubonwa kwiiofisi ezininzi ekuqaleni kweveki esebenzayo.
2. Owesifazane ngokucacileyo useburhulumenteni "weZombi", akazange aqaphele ukuba wayelibale ikhefu ezinwele zakhe.
3. "NgoMsombuluko ndithwala, ndihlanganiselwe imizuzu engama-7 ukufumana isango. Xa ndahlala phantsi kwisihlalo seentonga, andinakukholwa ngam amehlo. "
4. Isimo esiqhelekileyo kwimetrosi, okungekho namangalisa. Into ephambili kukuba nexesha lokuvuka esiteshini sakho.
5. "Ndandifuna ukusela i-yogurt ekuseni. Kuhle ukuba ayingatyi itiye. "
6. "Izolo ekhaya kwakukho iplanga, kwaye mna kunye nekati kuyacaca ukuba ibanjwe kwizinga eliphezulu."
7. Indoda ibonisa ngayo yonke imbonakalo yayo ngoMsombuluko kusasa nzima.
8. Ukuba ujabule ebusuku, ngokusa kusasa usenokulala naluphi na isikhundla nakuphi na.
9. Musa ukukhwela, ubambe indebe yekhofi esanda kuphulwa.
10. Kwaye i-MPs iyazi ukuba yintoni - kusasa ngoMsombuluko ekuseni.
11. Yiloo nto upapa abukeka ngayo kusasa, emva kohlobo lweeholide labantwana.
12. Ukuba ungumlindi, oku akuthethi ukuba kusasa ekuqaleni kweveki awufuni ukufumana ubuthongo.
13. Ukuya eofisini, kwindlela ongayibona ngayo. Ngaba umntu ukhohliwe ukugqoka izihlangu?
14. Umntu ulungele into eninzi, into ephambili kukuba ulale ngenye imizuzu engama-5.
15. Xa nje ngoMsombuluko kusasa ngaphambi komsebenzi ndafuna ukunqanda intshebe yam kwaye ndaxuba umbhobho.
16. "Ekuseni andinakuqonda ukuba kutheni ndide ndicinezele iqhosha le-alamu kaninzi, kodwa akazange ayeke."
17. Iphulo yosuku: ukuya esitolo ngoMsombuluko ekuseni, qiniseka ukuba uzibuke kwisibuko.
18. Iimeko, xa ukhohlwa ukubeka into ethile, uyayazi, kodwa ukuyixuba into entsha.
19. "Iimvakalelo ezingathandekiyo phantsi kwamagxobhozo ndiphoqa ukuba ndibuyele kwindawo yokuhlambela kwaye ndibone oko ndenze emva koko."
20. Izaziso kwinethiwekhi: "Indoda ehamba ngesitimela kwaye ihamba ngo-6:30, iphendule, kufuneka senze utshintsho."
21. Ngethuba lokulungiselela ukutya kwasekuseni, kubalulekile ukuba uvule amehlo akho ukuze onke amaqanda asepenini.
22. "Ummelwane egumbini wafika emva kweqela, kwaye kusasa kwakusasazela izibini. Kubonakala ukuba, ukuhlafuna i-gum ukuze avuselele umoya, akafumananga. "