Kubonakala kuthi kuthi, okanye kungekudala ubomi bethu buphela nje, ukususela kwixesha elidlulileyo, iingxelo, ukuxabana kunye neendaba ezimbi, kodwa ngaba liphupha kuphela ukuphumla okanye iholide elifutshane? Ngoko, lixesha lokuba uthathe izifundo kubo abo bonke ... abanandaba!
Enyanisweni, sifumane abantu abangama-30 abangenandaba nantoni na ebomini, kwaye ukuba baye bathetha ukunandipha umzuzu okanye bafunde i-nirvana, ngoko akukhathalele ukuba kwenzekani ngokuzayo.
Ngelizwi, ukuba i-pofigism ephezulu ikhona, ibonakala ngathi ...
1. Yeka indlela enhle ngayo!
2. I-pofigism ephezulu yezinga lama-80!
3. Nonke ngenxa yokuba ixesha elifanelekileyo alikwazi ukuza!
4. Hlala apha kwaye ngoku! Jabulela umzuzu!
5. Ke ungabi namahloni!
6. Ngaba nawe ufuna ukugubha umhla wokuzalwa ka-99 ngokukhawuleza?
7. Ndifuna ukubona ifilimu, kwaye akukho nto iyenzayo!
8. Ewe, unzima kakhulu!
9. Kodwa ndiya kubuya ekhaya, kwaye isidlo sakusihlwa siya kulungela!
10. Kuhle kangakanani!
11. Ukuchasene nenkqubo? Kulula!
12. Yiloo nto i-pofigism ithetha ngendlela yayo ecocekileyo!
13. Ngaba wenza njalo njengabantu bonke? Kubuhlungu!
Uze ndizise i-frost-cream okwamanje ...
15. Ziziphi iintlanzi ezikhoyo ukuba zihambe kwi-sunbeds? Kuphela ukuphela kwehlabathi kuya kusenza!
16. Kwaye akukhathazi nhlobo!
17. Xa ubaba wefotoli enomdla ngakumbi kune-nihilist!
18. Ndiya kulinda xa ndifumana ngaphezulu kwaye ndiqale ukudilika!
19. Yaye lonke ihlabathi limele ...
20. Yiyiphi enye imithetho? Asizange sive!
21. Sifuna nje ukutya okunesondlo, kwaye imimoya embi ayinasikhathazi!
22. Kodwa akacingi ukuba into ephosakeleyo!
23. I-Yoga akuyona nje inkampani enhle kakhulu, kodwa nayo ibukeka kakuhle.
24. Ukuguga akusiyo isizathu sokuzikhanyela ukuzonwabisa okuthandayo!
25. Yiloo nto ivakalelwa ukuziva ekhaya nasemsebenzini.
26. Hayi, inqanaba lama-80 le-pofigism eligqithisayo sinika lona mfanekiso!
27. Ulindele nje iRomeo ...
28. Zama kwaye uya kuthanda!
29. Usuku oluhle kakhulu, akunjalo?
30. Kwesiqingatha sam sofa ubomi buhle!