Imizekelo engama-29 yeendlela eziphathekayo zeekati

Azikho zonke iikati ezihle kakhulu, ezinokubonakala ziqala. Ezi ikati zibonakalisa oku.

1. Nantsi ikati, ehlala ikhupha amanzi kwindawo yangasese. Ngokukodwa ngexesha apho inkosi yakhe ayifuni nhlobo.

2. Ngaba uke wambona ikati-skunk? Khangela!

3. Le kotyara yenza sengathi uyathanda onke amahlaya omnini, kwaye ibonisa ngokucacileyo ukuba ayimangalisi. Utyhafile.

4. Loo mfazwe wachaphazela kakhulu elangeni.

5. Sazi ukuba ubomi bububi, kodwa oko kunjalo ... Ixesha lokuyeka.

6. Kungekudala kuzo zonke izikrini zelizwe: "Qaphela ikati emotweni."

7. Ukucoca amanzi ngokucoca!

8. Lo mkhuseli wanikela umculi kumhlobo ngenxa yokuba ... waphefumlelwa.

9. Le ntshatsheli ayiyi kuyeka nto - akukho mntu uya kutshaya irekhodi lakhe ekuwa kwezindlu zamakhadi.

10. I-cafumber i-Zhadina yenkomo.

11. Lo mncinci ungumsebenzi weposi omeyile.

12. UDooolguo walinda ukufika komnini, ngoko wabona indlela "efa ngayo" iKrisimesi.

13. "Andikholelwa" ngothando! - Cat Batkovich Stanislavsky.

14. Ingqungquthela iqalisa ingxoxo ephosakeleyo, kodwa ikati ayikhathaleli imifula.

15. Yingakho izixhobo zasekhaya zikhawuleza ngokukhawuleza.

16. Ukugqiba ukungahambi embhedeni womhlobo wakhe omhle, le nkati ibonisa ukuphakama okuphezulu, okwenene kakubi kuye.

17. Ukuqinisekisa ukuba kukho indawo egumbini, le prankster yalahla iglasi "ekubhubhiseni."

18. Ukunyaniseka yigama lakhe eliphakathi.

19. Inzame enkulu yokonakalisa intlanganiso yenkosikazi yakhe.

20. Hayi mbulelo ngokulungiselela iholide. Lakhe holide ...

21. Ndaqonda ukuba ndangena kwikhamera, ngathi: "Andiyena mna, kwaye inkomo ayiyami!". Ngokukrakra, mhlobo? Yonke into ifakwe kwividiyo!

22. HAYI ukuziphatha nomama wakho.

23. HAYI ukuziphatha nabantwana.

24. Le kati ayihlali apha ngokuchasene nenja, kodwa iziphatha njengomphathi.

25. Le kati ayixabisi ubuhlobo obubele.

26. Kunzima ukuba yinkwenkwezi: akukho nto ixhomeke kubalandeli, ipaparazzi kuzo zonke iinyathelo ... Kucacile ukuba bacasula, kodwa kungekudala, ikati!

27. Le nkati ikhethe indlela egqithiseleyo yokungawubukeli umdlalo weqela lethu lebhola.

28. Yaye le zdydyayu inchhat on a nice, fluryy fry.

29. Kulungile, kwaye ekugqibeleni ... Akukho gqabaza ...