Awuyikwelona yindiza endiyikisayo kwinqwelo, njengabantu abaza kuhamba ngeenxa zonke kuwe!

Ihlobo lixesha leeholide, ukuhamba kunye nokuphumla "konke okubandakanya". Kodwa ngelixa ufika kwindawo efunwayo, kuya kufuneka uchithe iiyure ezimbalwa ukuqeqesha, ibhasi okanye indiza kunye nabantu abangabaziyo abangakhathaliyo nokuba ukhululekile kunye nabo okanye cha.

Ngamafutshane, sifuna ukunikezela le nkcazo ukuba iindiza ezindizeni aziyiyo yonke indawo. Abantu abayikrakra abaza kuhamba kufuphi nawe ...

1. Oyikrakra ... Yinto into ehambayo kum!

2. Ngoku iiyure ezimbini ukubukela oku ...

3. Ucinga ukuba mhlawumbi umntu ukhathele ...

4. Ewe, ubuncinci umntu usele moya!

5. Awuyicingi ... engaqhelekanga?

6. Ndiyazibuza ukuba uhlabe okanye uhlabe?

7. Wonke umntu unendlela yakhe yokuphumla nokulala.

8. Akusaziwa into eyingozi kakhulu ...

9. Unokucinga ukuba umntwana wayelinde ixesha elingakanani ukwenza oku?

10. Kwimeko nje xa unako "ukuvula ikonsathi"!

11. Kodwa umntwana uyonwabile!

12. Omnye akazange alinde ithuba lakhe ...

13. Kodwa i-pedicure inhle ...

14. Ewe, oku kufana nokungafanelanga!

15. Bamba i-armrest!

16. Akukho ntloni, akukho sazela ...

17. Sinobubele kakhulu kule ntombazana ...

18. Yiyiphi into ebusayo ...

19. Kodwa umnxibelelwano wayemnandi kakhulu ...

20. Hayi, ungalindelekanga ...

21. Le nganiso!

22. Ewe, ngubani ongenzeki ...

23. Enye into kunye nangoko kuselwandle!

24. Into eyona nto kukuba yena ngokwakhe "wathatha inkululeko"!

25. Akukho nto ekhethekileyo. Nje i-goose. Kanye nje kwii-slippers ezibomvu ...

26. Kubuhlungu umntu ...

27. Yaye yileyo ndlela yonke indiza!

28. Yiyiphi ihlazo!

29. Kwaye akukho ukuphunyuka kule nto!

30. Ngaba ndingashiya ngaphandle kokulinda ukufika?